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    Still dealing with setting up a direct debit to pay national insurance contributions. It's very frustrating, to say the least.
    Their advice seems to be "Fvck off and die overseas, and don't come back here".
    I literally want to give the government money and they are making it as hard as possible. Pen pushing cvnts.

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    It's HOT! 33/34 every day. Better than cold, but with 50% humidity, sticky hot.

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    Its nice weather in the UK this Bank Holiday Weekend and of course the edge gets taken off by the emergence of schools of whales who during winter time contain themselves to the TV room. The thermometer hit 25c and they peel off most of their clothing to reveal the folds of lard they've been laying down all winter, that and the explosion in a paint factory adornments celebrating Tony or John, their dearly beloved mother gawd bless er or their darling brood of 6 kids. Waddling around in packs of other fatties thinking the one who's size 22 is positively sylph like compared to the horror shows around her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    schools of whales
    ...pods...whales travel in pods...fish and sexpests travel in schools...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    It's HOT! 33/34 every day. Better than cold, but with 50% humidity, sticky hot.
    Only 50%? Same temps here (inside, hotter outside), and it feels like the humidity is way above that: stifling to breathe, perspiration doesn't evaporate.
    Give me dry (low humidity) heat any day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...pods...whales travel in pods...fish and sexpests travel in schools...
    Damn, me lure was picked up by the wrong fish...

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    ^ a podcast
    heh, heh heh heh

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    ...argh.

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    It's so hot today, I've had to spend the day outside in the garden eating bbq and drinking cold ones.
    Looks like this will be the case for the next couple of days, damn hot weather

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    ^Been topping the sunburn up?

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    Got arrested for throwing ice cold water over a woman and her kids cycling past my house last weekend.
    Seems Thai traditions dont go down too well in Scotland
    Last edited by Jack meoff; 21-04-2019 at 12:04 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    ^Been topping the sunburn up?
    Oh yes.

    Cleaned the garage and shed out, cut the grass etc.

    Guess what I discovered? ?

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    Dickie dressed in womens clothing?

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    7 bottles of home made Raspberry wine!

    Onit like a car bonnet

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    Didn't we have iissues with IDing soft fruits, and i don't mean Buttchugger, i thought a poster was mixing up Laspbellies and LedCullants

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    Indeed you are correct it was redcurrants, fvck this grog is strong.

    Seems to be hitting the spot presently, hopefully the hangover won't be a killer.

    Read an article on the benefits of dark berried wines the other day, so my new healthy regime kick starts today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    7 bottles of home made Raspberry wine!
    Dam that is dissapointing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    It's HOT! 33/34 every day. Better than cold, but with 50% humidity, sticky hot.
    50%.? That's considered dry round these parts. (Macau)

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    75% today and rising...dead without aircon!

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    A day of passive aggressive emails
    Guess someone in admin hit the vodka hard last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandaloopy View Post
    A day of passive aggressive emails
    ...save a few of the best and post here...

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    ^ All start with "FYI !!!!"- it is from then on that I know what bad news is coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    It's HOT! 33/34 every day. Better than cold, but with 50% humidity, sticky hot.
    Don't worry...it'll cool down when the typhoons come.

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    ^^ "A Gentle Reminder" usually gets me wanting to pencil-stab the author.

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    Ruddy 'ell it's 27oC in this neck of the woods.

    I've had to down tools in the garden.

    The dog had a swim in the local stream en route to the shop where i purchased 8 cans of ice cold San Miguel to recover, it's like being back in Spain.

    Ruddy weather.

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