Daily Moan

[thaimeme]

^^send the wife down the Mekong with a couple of rocks

Even though it might be more laborious, hand washing gets the job done better...

[cyrille]

Does it bollocks.

[Latindancer]

Gawd, I'm so tired of being behind shitty diesels in Australian traffic, which fart out crap which smells like coal smoldering. Not very visible, but disgustingly stinky nonetheless.

May all their fuel injector pumps collectively and simultaneously shit themselves.

[Dillinger]

set your aircon to recycled air, or stop driving like a woman and overtake the fukkers

[Latindancer]

My "recycled" air still lets some air in so I don't suffocate. Then the shitty diesel stays in there unless I valve open a window on the side opposite.

And I have very few points left on my licence because I did overtake so many fukkers. I've been bad.

Here's a reverse moan (and true story) :

A few years ago I overtook some turkey on the highway at high speed....they were driving very irritatingly.
A speed camera almost blinded me and I copped a large fine.....but I had almost no points left.

I paid an old girlfriend $200 to say it was her driving my car and my total cost (including fine) was $500.

I paid the fine on a Friday and on the Monday, my work (unusually) took me past the very spot where the camera had been. Naturally, I thoroughly cursed the Queensland police.
Got home, went to the newsagent, checked a lottery ticket and I had won $1,200.

[klong toey]

Why is it if you drop a plastic bag outside when you bend down to pick it up, the wind picks up and blows it just out of reach.And when you get to its new resting spot you bend down to pick it up ,yes off the bloody bags goes again.

Feck it no string attached no chasing it anymore.

[GracelessFawn]

I wish I have more time..... Been so busy, my potted plants are dying..... I need a few more hours everyday to get things down.

[noelbino]

Does this make me officially an old cnut?
Got charged just 3.25 baht on one of those 6.5 baht buses today.
My son had to pay full fare1

[Stinky]

So I was under the car yesterday changing the rear shocks and top mounts and forgot my credit card was in my pocket, looking for it today, gone, bugger!!

[Maanaam]

To the little line of dust left by the dustpan, then shrinks each new sweeping but never disappears: Fuck you.

[Seekingasylum]

When it starts getting hot, it's fucking hot everyday and everyday becomes the same, fucking hot, and tomorrow it'll be the same as yesterday and at 0500 hrs the temperature rises to 33c and yet the fucking sun hasn't fucking risen. And it's going to be like this until November/December.

[Sumbitch]

^^ Right. I especially hate it because of my truly magnanimous character. But I lose it when I unmask more dirt whilst cleaning than was there before I began. I feel really useless when that happens.

[Stinky]

So the neighbors had a party last night, no problem I was drunk as monkey and didn't hear a thing, it does however grate when I have to clear blood and broken glass off of my garden path in the morning.

[Dillinger]

the little line of dust left by the dustpan

I lose it when I unmask more dirt whilst cleaning than was there before

you 2 need a hoover, carving a hole and warming up a water melon also negates the need for a woman

[Bogon]

^ Cheers, never thought of warming it up first.

Will put that in my Bogon Tip# notebook

[Kurgen]

When the fuck is that fucking Santa hat getting removed from the top of the fucking page ?????

[nidhogg]

South Wales. Fricking miserable weather. Rain 24/7

[Bogon]

When the fuck is that fucking Santa hat getting removed from the top of the fucking page ?????

Clear your cookies and stuff Kurgen then it will be gone.

Download the free CCleaner from here...https://www.piriform.com/ccleaner/download

[Cujo]

South Wales. Fricking miserable weather. Rain 24/7

Had a miserable grey rainy day here yesterday. Nice for a change. Back to a slightly balmy breeze and blue skies today though.

[wasabi]

I've withdrawn My subscription to the "Evening Standard " after it was revealed that its owner is Russian.

[Stinky]

My beloved old Volvo seems to be on a terminal slide towards the scrap yard, a week ago I had to change the rear suspention, then a few days later the binical behind the dash went so I have no speedo no fuel gauge no nothing and fixing it is beyond my amature mechanics abilities , now today the the fuel pump relay decided to give up the ghost too which is an easy fix but its getting tiresome, 10 years without a breakdown and it ends like this

[Maanaam]

Fucking stupid Thai bureaucracy.
So, the education system is all fucked up and they need English teachers. Very recently the Minister of Education announced he'll take non-licensed Thai with bachelor degree with English major because he's so desperate.
My wife is licensed and has a Masters in education, teaching English was her major. Our province called for applicants for government school teachers.
A couple of days getting the reams of documents prepared and today she traveled to the provincial education office to submit her application.
"Oh, sorry, we are only taking people with bachelor degrees....you can pay the 200 baht application fee if you want, but you won't be considered".

Licensed, well qualified, experienced....but they don't want her because the system said applicants need a bachelor degree with the appropriate majors and credits. Her bachelor is the wrong major, but her masters is the right major and credits.

And it's not about the budget...she was willing to accept the 18 000 offered.


And hows this too....she need photocopies of all sorts of things, plus originals including the tabien bahn of the house we rent. The original documents for our rental house. What on earth do they need that for, for a job application?
Fucken stupid Thai bureaucracy.

FFS, it gets better. Wifey is obviously fuming so has been surfing the web for stuff....JUST announced today by the same Minister: If someone took a bachelor degree with an English major and FAILED, they will be acceptable English teacher candidates. I kid you not. Wifey is about to hit the roof and I don't blame her.

[crackerjack101]

Fucking sick again. Christ it's boring.

[Maanaam]

^ Sorry to hear that CJ. Most moans on this thread pale in comparison.

Might be time you tried a bit of the wacky backy. For relief and deep sleep, if nothing else.
If you can't smoke because you're simply not a smoker, saute the stuff in butter (THC is fat soluble, not water soluble) and use the butter to make a cake.
It's also alcohol soluble, so for a longer term thing, pop some buds in a bottle of strong liquor and let steep for a few weeks, then just drink how you'd normally drink.

[Latindancer]

Yes, it's certainly got a good reputation for fixing nausea.

Commiserations, CJ.