Dear Pooly...

Got this in the mail....

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Dear Pooly,
I've just been away for a wedding and I have a couple of issues I need sorting out.
Firstly, at the wedding i met up with my sister-in-law. She is one of the most dirty looking bits I've seen for years and she seems to like me.
She is blessed with a great pair of breast feeding titties and I can't stop thinking about them. So, last night we were laying about the floor sleeping and I got up to take a slash and she was lying on her back. To my surprise/delight/amazement her son had crawled on to her for a feed and without her knowing(or did she?) exposed these mounds of perfection for me.
Was it OK to take a look?

Secondly, when travelng on the train, the day after one's marriage, is it acceptable to take a damn good look and get a bit of wood when the cute 16 yo in the adjacent seat arches her mons pubis skywards and proceeds to 'brush' away some crumbs from her pussy?

Thanks
Newlywed!

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Dear newlywed.
Congratulations!

Ok the booby problem.
Mate, take my advice very seriously on ths one.
Her husband, your brother-in-law is a cop. He participated in a marksman event last year and would be well pissed off if he thought you were doing anything to his missus. Yes, he would kill you with a blink of an eye!

The 'girl on the train' scenario!
By all means look/stare/ be gobsmacked but be sure not to make any animal sounds that is quite rank!
Obviously with your bride sitting next to you there's nowt more to do concerning the 'babe' so take your new found wood and slyly drag your wife's hand onto it.
Who knows you may get a secret handshake on the train!

Dear Pooly

When I first came to town. I chose a quiet bar restaurant as my local and drank there religiously as I got to know more foreigners in town they started joining me there until my mate went and boned the waitress shacked up with her then gt her up the duff.

We had to change locals since it got a bit uncomfortable in there. I now have a nice new place to go which is 2 mins from my house Howver my fucking mate has started trying to get into the waitress here who is the boss's niece. The boss is also chief of police for the area.

How can I stop the stupid fuker ruining another decent drinking place?

On a side not I am in a cafe just now and there is a fat american guy two comuters down rubbing his crotch and breathing heavilly what is he doing and do you think he is ok or is the hevy breathing an oncoming heart attack

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Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Dear Pooly

When I first came to town. I chose a quiet bar restaurant as my local and drank there religiously as I got to know more foreigners in town they started joining me there until my mate went and boned the waitress shacked up with her then gt her up the duff.

We had to change locals since it got a bit uncomfortable in there. I now have a nice new place to go which is 2 mins from my house Howver my fucking mate has started trying to get into the waitress here who is the boss's niece. The boss is also chief of police for the area.

How can I stop the stupid fuker ruining another decent drinking place?

On a side not I am in a cafe just now and there is a fat american guy two comuters down rubbing his crotch and breathing heavilly what is he doing and do you think he is ok or is the hevy breathing an oncoming heart attack

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I suppose the logical thing would be to change mates.
Being a provincial dweller, I guess your mates have a more prominent role than for us city slickers, and this means that they do affect your life greater then say my mates.
I am puzzled as to your mate having got one waitress pregnant and now is hitting on the new waitress, WTF happened to the first one?
Do the girls up there just get pegnant? Doesn't anybody take responsibilty for the mum or child?
I'd let things slide for now but if you're really surte it's going to end in tears then have the Police Cheif give him a stern warning.

As for the crotch rubbing merkin........just say "Hi 'Steven'"

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Originally Posted by poolcleaner

As for the crotch rubbing merkin........just say "Hi 'Steven'"

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Now that was funny :)

Dear Pooly,

I'm mad, what should I do to relief it?


:mad:

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Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

I'm mad, what should I do to relief it?

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Go out and hack to death several complete strangers?

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

more I was hoping to persuade her to buy us a friend for the night

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tight arse Andy: you might have more chance if you bought the drinks!

Pooly,

What is the best cure for a broken heart?

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

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Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

I'm mad, what should I do to relief it?

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Go out and hack to death several complete strangers?

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Thank you for your help, DD.

I'm pretty good now.. hehehehe..




Dear Pooly,

You don't have to answer my question. Now I'm alright.

:party43:

It's amazing what a plate of somtam can achieve...

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Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

Dear Pooly,

I'm mad, what should I do to relief it?


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There is no relief for madness GoW, just ask all my enemies!

Stand tall. Look your biggest enemy straight in the eye and say to yourself "regardless of whatever my emeny's power can inflict upon my person I hereby swear to my soon to be occupied grave I WILL take that left eye as my prize!"

never fails........of course you then have to deal with the age old problem of "What the fuck am I going to do with all these eyes?"

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Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

Pooly,

What is the best cure for a broken heart?

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Remember that your heart is nothing more than an organ that pumps blood through your body.

IM, if I recall the pics you're an OK looking girl. You are a farng girl in Thailand!! You have got life on a plate!

You are resposible for broken hearts...no one gives them to you!!

Feel the power babe, nothing in this world can compete with a blossoming woman.
Why do you think there's so many virile TV'ers here?
If LC had switched sides do you think they would have bothered?

Dear Poolie,

MrsKW has began reading all my posts on TD, what shall i do??

I know that i'm not Pooly and you know as well as i do that he isn't actually here.

in which case i suggest you stop acting like a twat on every level.

i am sure that poolie, your girlfriend and your driver would agree.

^ so I take it that you have not read this week's TD email then!

more clues willy.

I don't know , but sometimes I get the feeling that he is very much present here.

go read your TD email, a nice new initiative i think!

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sorry willy.

i think you have to realise that we don't all want to. and give us the whole filth and nothing but.

Don't get them any more :(
(my own fault, old e-mail addy gone)

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Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

i think you have to realise that we don't all want to. and give us the whole filth and nothing but.

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sorry no filth!

and i deleted that email already (after carefully reading it)

might have to go dig up some of my other emails from other nics that prolly still get it...

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Originally Posted by kingwilly

go read your TD email, a nice new initiative i think!

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Sorry KW, don't know what you're talking about. Here's this past week's mail (the most recent I believe):

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Hello durianfan,

Fancy some legalised gambling in Thailand? Then head on up to Udon Thani.
A day at the races

Visit a silk village in Korat with buad hai.
A Visit to Ban Pa-Ngat - A Silk Village in Korat

Marmite goes to Jakarta and visits the Tugu Monas the History Museum and the Cafe Batavia.

A tour round Vientiane in Laos.
Laos - Vientiane city tour of the Tourist Attractions

Thai immigration horror stories.
Korat Immigration - My Experience

The Madrid is one of the oldest expat pubs in Bangkok.
Chi's Madrid Review: Oldest Expat Pub In Bangkok - Est. 1969

Want to refit or rebuild your old condo?
Fitting out your Thailand condo

Fancy living in a rice barn in Chiang Mai.
DrAndys Rice Barn

The golden oldie thread of the week this week has to go to njdesi and his trip from Thailand to Cambodia.
Cambodia Trip

Anyway you are always welcome to visit us at TeakDoor.com

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Actually scratch that - I just got what you mean. The last thread (the "golden oldie") was started back in 2005.

^ actually this week the email refers to this thread! Hence the bump!

her tis!

Hello mrT,

A tour around Melbourne with MeMock and Cimboc.
MeMock and Cimboc does Melbourne.

terry57 and basket weaver motorbike riding in Northern Thailand.
Terry and the Basket Weaver tour the Golden Triangle

Seems that quite a few members have visited Phi Mai Historical Park.
Korat - Phi Mai Historical Park

A nice Thai food restaurant if your in the Rangsit area.
Mrs. Chi's Valentine's Day RevIew

How to make your own Philly Cheesesteak.
Philly Cheesesteak - At Home!

November Rain is looking for land to build her new kennels on.
Cheap land in HuaHin area

A tour round the capital of Laos.
Laos - Vientiane city tour of the Tourist Attractions

Old thread of the week reccomendation is this one.
Dear Pooly...

Some adverts that these days wouldn't be considered politically correct, some are quite amusing.
Product Ads From Years Ago - Anyone Remember Any of These?

Anyway you are always welcome to visit us at TeakDoor.com