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    Scampy shouldn't your signature read " The strong find their own way, the weak plaster their problems all over internet forums"??

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    Quote Originally Posted by flash View Post
    Scampy shouldn't your signature read " The strong find their own way, the weak plaster their problems all over internet forums"??
    My problems? I haven't even started mate... I just bought a chikken tikka kebab that was stone cold from Eberneezers in Wanchai, my girlfriend to be won't let me pay her flight over cause she says she has to retain some dignity, I don't know how to re-install i-movies and I accidentally deleted Kate Bush's classic - Babooshka, from my music library.


    Quote Originally Posted by bradthai
    how much did you get for that game tgs?????????
    What game Brad?
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    I accidentally deleted Kate Bush's classic - Babooshka, from my music library.
    Least it can't get any worse

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    my girlfriend to be won't let me pay her flight over cause she says she has to retain some dignity,
    Pure B.S.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent_Smith View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    my girlfriend to be won't let me pay her flight over cause she says she has to retain some dignity,
    Pure B.S.
    I'm sure you would say the same to many other things I could tell you.

    Why do you think I am interested in her, do you think it's my first time in Asia? I have had enough experience with girls on the game to know a good one when I meet one, even if she is a little messed up and self depreciating.

    I have lived with hookers, even worked for them as a scribe - granted i am less familiar with Flippo's but it can't be that much different.

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    Yes, your flings with hookers have done much to bring balance to your life so far...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    even if she is a little messed up and self depreciating.
    That should be a good match then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
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    even if she is a little messed up and self depreciating.
    That should be a good match then.
    Hmmm, not so sure old chum.

    My mum always said two wrongs don't make a right.

    That said, at least she isn't an arrogant, look-at-me, stuck up, shallow, spioled brat who lives for nothing but fashion and image...

    i.e. A Hong Kong girl.

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    [quote=The Gentleman Scamp;246363]
    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    i.e. A Hong Kong girl.
    The do tend to be somewhat...what's the word...materialistic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    and self depreciating
    Sorry to be pedantic but, depreciating ??? Should this be deprecating ?
    Puts a slightly different slant on things !

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoGeAr View Post
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    and self depreciating
    Sorry to be pedantic but, depreciating ??? Should this be deprecating ?
    Puts a slightly different slant on things !
    The Scampster doesn't care if they're deficating, depreciating or deprecating so long as they'll listen to him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flash View Post
    Scampy shouldn't your signature read " The strong find their own way, the weak plaster their problems all over internet forums"??
    come on flash. someone's got to provide some entertainment.

    personally i love posting all my mistakes here so i can be told how stupid i am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by flash View Post
    Scampy shouldn't your signature read " The strong find their own way, the weak plaster their problems all over internet forums"??
    come on flash. someone's got to provide some entertainment.

    personally i love posting all my mistakes here so i can be told how stupid i am.
    Pardon me for asking, but do you guys hang out at the Offshore bar in Suk 23, by any chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    My mum always said two wrongs don't make a right.
    My point exactly.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    That said, at least she isn't an arrogant, look-at-me, stuck up, shallow, spioled brat who lives for nothing but fashion and image...
    Yeah, that makes her a great catch, doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    pls forgive me i have had to much to drink, i creally want to reach out and talk to you all but i have had to many cans of San Mig

    one is better off not posting whilst under the influence

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    Most of you lot are always under the influence so that's a load of bolocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colourful-era View Post

    one is better off not posting whilst under the influence
    that is one of the funniest things i have read on TD

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    I thought this thread was going to be about famous country and western song titles.

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    A friend of mine went to work for some pikeys laying roads in Germany - promises of over-the-top wages for a hard days work. The first day he was there they took his passport, stuck a screwdriver through the back of his hand & told him if he tried to leave they'll killl him. You want to get the fuck away from them lot Scamp. The girl's the least of your problems. And I don't know shit but this 'retaining dignity' thing sounds like a right load of cobblers.

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    tgs -- buy a case of discreet at 7-11 and drink the whole fucking thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by colourful-era View Post

    one is better off not posting whilst under the influence
    that is one of the funniest things i have read on TD

    well I'm a reformed character now I'll have you know - I'm arsed if I'm staggering into a cyber cafe late at night to post shit when I can be out shagging ho's

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian View Post
    tgs -- buy a case of discreet at 7-11 and drink the whole fucking thing.
    What's that, booze or bleach?

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    THE FIRST DATE - Early Dec 2006

    Scampy: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

    Sandra: Woah woah, stop there a second, you know what I am right - I am a prostitute. That is not what I am back home but I am here to make money and it seems you are looking for some kind of relationship, and I would think that a 32 year old man who has lived in Thailand would know better than to look for a girlfriend in a bar like this, thankyou for the drink but I don't want to waste any more of your time.

    Scampy: Blimey! I've never been spoken to by a brass like that before!

    Sandra: Bras? Underwear? ...I'm confused.

    Scampy: No 'brass' - it's kind of slang for working girl.

    Sandra: Oh, I didn't know that.

    Scampy: You are smart, I should be careful.

    Sandra: So what are you expecting from me?

    Scampy: Look, my friends don't get this and my internet peers on Teak Door don't get this too but I am attracted to ladies of the night - I suspect - because they are real people, and I can relate to them because they understand that life is rough and they have slept around etc... etc..

    Sandra: You're funny.

    Scampy: I am just giving you the chance to enjoy your job, you should be honoured to have the attention of a nice guy.

    Sandra: You think you are the only nice guy I have met? One of my first customers, almost a year ago, wanted me to marry him, He was Canadian, he earned good money and was 43 yrs old.

    Scampy: PAUSE *shrugs shoulders*

    Sandra: he wanted me to go and live with him in Canada.

    Scampy: So why didn't you?

    Sandra: Because it didn't feel right, I liked him a lot but I didn't love him. He paid me money but he didn't want to sleep with me which I found a little patronising, it is like all western men just assume that we all want to be 'rescued' from our poor lives. I am just a simple girl, I am not from a rich family in the Phillipines but I am happy there, why do I need to live in Canada? Of course I care about money to an extent but I will d-

    Scampy: -That's good.

    Sandra: What is?

    Scampy: You utilized the word 'extent' - I am quite impressed, your English is very good.

    Sandra: ...ok, whatever, anyway - of course I care about money, and I will do what I have to do to get through college.

    Scampy: What are you studying?

    Sandra: Why do you want to know?

    Scampy: I'm just asking.

    Sandra: Are you going to buy me a drink?

    Scampy: When I am confident you are not just tolerating my company to avoid paying for your own.

    Sandra: If you must know I am studying nursing, I restart in June but I don't want to be a nurse.

    Scampy: What do you w-

    Sandra: -I want to be an engineer or a policewoman.

    Scampy: Now that is attractive - Can we go home now? I know you can get 1,000 but I work for pikeys and can only realy afford 400, is that ok?

    Sandra: Just sex ok, I am not interested in a reationship, I am a worthless whore.

    Scampy: Fuck off with the reverse psychology, if I like you I like you and if you dont like me I will just have to try harder.

    Sandra: I want to eat balot.


    etc... You get the general idea.
    Last edited by The Gentleman Scamp; 29-01-2007 at 06:50 PM.

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    I understand completely where you're coming from with what you say - I was raised living with half a dozen hookers in the UK & they're really good girls, better than most, but deep down will always harbour their own, usually selfish agenda - & you will never find out what this is - gained from their experiences.

    I'm the same age as you & similarly depressed about my entire life, too. I'd say yours is worse if only for the pikeys. Every one of us has a girl buried in our hearts who don't want anything to do with us. All we can do is wait for a better day or woman to come along, even if you do nothing, a better one will pop up sometime - at least I hope so as this is the only thing that keeps me going.

    In ten years you'll cringe at how you felt about all this.

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    Scamp, that sound like something out of a bad novel, so trite and (some french word that starts with a "cl" has an 'e" and "s" in it somewhere and I can spell)

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