oh nice anology,
however i would liken it more to a chef and asking him for a bowl of soup, when you get the soup it tastes bloody awful,
so you take the soup to another cef and ask him to make it taste better, but no matter what the chef does with it, it will always have the origional soup taste.
better to get the new chef to throw away the old soup and start agaain.

apples and oranges....ummmmm...starting to sound like a good comparison actually.