Fake Lawn Anyone ?

**Wasp** · 16-05-2014, 10:02 PM

Has anyone bought , acquired , stolen , installed fake lawn ?

If " yes " .... is it any good ?

Where did you get it ?

Is it plastic ?

How much was it ?

Would you recommend it ?

Anyone ?

Wasp

**david44** · 16-05-2014, 10:06 PM

Mock Linen never

William Bloat
[play] [print]
(Raymond Calvert)

In a mean abode on the Shankill Road
Lived a man named William Bloat
And he had a wife, the bane of his life
Who always got his goat
And one day at dawn, with her nightdress on
He slit her bloody throat

Now, he was glad he had done what he had
As she lay there stiff and still
'Til suddenly awe of the angry law
Filled his soul with an awful chill
And to finish the fun so well begun
He decided himself to kill

Then he took the sheet from his wifes cold feet
And he twisted it into a rope
And he hanged himself from the pantry shelf
'Twas an easy end, let's hope
With his dying breath and he facing death
He solemnly cursed the Pope

But the strangest turn of the whole concern
Is only just beginning
He went to hell, but his wife got well
And she's still alive and sinning
For the razor blade was German-made
But the rope was Belfast linen

**Wasp** · 16-05-2014, 10:20 PM

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A fun bit of Rhyme but ..............

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Wasp

Je suis perplexed .

**david44** · 16-05-2014, 10:26 PM

Do you know what lawn means?

Interesting Facts - Fergusons Irish Linen
Interesting Facts - Fergusons Irish Linen
Cambric is used for linens, shirtings, handkerchieves and as fabric for lace and ... and Coleraine damasks and diapers from Lurgan, Lisburn and Belfast lawns
PS I got my merkhin whig at muffthatcher general Bournemouth

**david44** · 16-05-2014, 10:29 PM

If yer not on the square

Turf Lodge Paddy Powers ,Tip eh rary

**hooter** · 16-05-2014, 10:41 PM

^ You gonna end up in the doggy house again mate.

Wasp here is a link to a BKK supplier.

Artificial Grass

Google Astro Turf - Thailand.

**Wasp** · 16-05-2014, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by hooter

^ You gonna end up in the doggy house again mate.

Wasp here is a link to a BKK supplier.

Artificial Grass

Google Astro Turf - Thailand.

Thank you hooter .

Of course they don't give any prices so if anyone happens to know any prices .... or can say whether maybe Global House stocks it I'd be appreciative .

Wasp

**Iceman123** · 16-05-2014, 11:01 PM

This has became the way to go - I had 100 meters laid in my house in Oz looks great expensive but not damaged by sun Weather etc.

Flatten site sand base weight or nail down maintenance free.

Looks real

**david44** · 16-05-2014, 11:04 PM

OK here goes this is where I got mine,Hoota if I 'm banned beciae a queue of TV perves queu at Trufarts it all your fault

Company Name: Truf Art Co., Ltd.
Contact Person: Mr. Praween Rodsomboon
Address: 91/761 Keha Thani 2, Soi Ramintra 44, Ramintra Rd.
Sub-district: Klongkum
Province: Bangkok
Country: Thailand
Zip Code: 10230
North Eastern Nakhonratchasima
Contact : Khun Ratanarat Wanchan
Tel : 0812510605
E-mail : ratana_w@hotmail.com
Mobile: +66 86-340-2065, +66 83-436-6652, +66 88-246-5205

TRUF ART Ikid thee knot
Artificial Grass

**Rural Surin** · 16-05-2014, 11:05 PM

Don't we already live false and artificial lives?

....and then to go with the fake grass.

**david44** · 16-05-2014, 11:05 PM

Homemart C rao 600bahts per running metre

**david44** · 16-05-2014, 11:07 PM

C Rai of course its on Pahonyothin opposite Big Duck
I think i've had enough of no avatar and nability to edit

**david44** · 16-05-2014, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Don't we already live false and artificial lives?

....and then to go with the fake grass.

Shirley its better to be a grass than palstic or seedy

GRACias

**david44** · 16-05-2014, 11:10 PM

Authorized dealer:

Park & Garden Co., Ltd.
4199 Yotinpatana 11-5
Klongjan Bangkapi Bangkok 10240
Thailand

**david44** · 16-05-2014, 11:11 PM

Tough nutz prefer

Turftex | Thailand Distributor of Artificial Turf and Synthetic Grass

Not sure if they serve Brittles

Tel

662)703-1557-9
Fax

662)703-1617
Mobile:085-917-4545
Email:srayut@turftexthai.com

**david44** · 16-05-2014, 11:14 PM

My rotarooter
According TwoWho-Tha
Lays sods in day
Sprinkles while away
and absorns soidogs pooper

**Wasp** · 16-05-2014, 11:23 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm......

This simple question went wrong somewhere .

**Wasp** · 16-05-2014, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by david44

Homemart C rao 600bahts per running metre

Excellent .

thank you

**Kurgen** · 17-05-2014, 09:53 AM

Bit of a fukker when the dogs and cats shit on it.

**terry57** · 17-05-2014, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Iceman123

This has became the way to go - I had 100 meters laid in my house in Oz looks great expensive but not damaged by sun Weather etc.

Flatten site sand base weight or nail down maintenance free.

Looks real

Yep, my mate has just done his front lawn in Perth.

Cost a bomb but excellent quality and job done.

I would not be buying the cheap stuff as it would look shit after a while.

Pay top dollar and buy Quality only.

**splitlid** · 17-05-2014, 12:02 PM

yes the cheap stuff is a total waste of time, it looks nothing like grass. more like astro turf you play sport on.
the good stuff is about 1000Thb per sqm.
it cleans up good when dogs shit on it.
the biggest issue with it is that it gets mighty hot.
and drop a fag end on it and stand back and watch the show.

**juehoe** · 17-05-2014, 02:11 PM

I personally don't use artificial lawn - but I have seen in in many locations. One is the Black Mountain water park in Hua Hin. They use it near the kid pool.

This «grass» is hot as hell in sunshine!

I don't know brand, nor product. Perhaps it is a cheap product and premium brand are better.

We use Manilla grass for our lawn. It is very sturdy and less prone to wither during the hot season.

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