Not a House Building Thread .

[BKKBILL]

Right you are Wasp it is a construction thread you are also right about a passing being sad.

I’m thinking if getting to 85 and in good or at least reasonable health think it would be nice to hang around for a little longer to do whatever especially at twenty Baht a pop.

[Bettyboo]

Mr Dillinger sir ! How are you ?

Waspy, he's a fukin Northern git - DO NOT TREAT HIM WELL!!! Kick him in the nuts then spank him while he's down, if it looks like he's gonna get up then give a katoey 500 baht to nick his phone and bugger him senseless (he likes that...).

[Wasp]

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Bettyboo .............



I ............... am a Northern git .




Wasp

[Bettyboo]

^ Explains the colours...

Eh up.

Have you considered adding a urinal to your abode, Waspy?

[Wasp]

^ Explains the colours...

Eh up.

Have you considered adding a urinal to your abode, Waspy?

I've often considered putting a urinal out in the far corner of the plot .

The Indolent Brother has pals . Missy has pals . Who come and sit in and around the 'sala' drinking ....... well anything really .
But a lot of Leo , whisky , soda , and crappy stuff ..... and then take their bursting bladders into the house and piss only in the general direction of the loo .

Sometimes missing by maybe 5 feet !
Adding a subtle something to the wall grout .

So yes ........... a urinal .... on a pole ..... over in the corner of the land behind a banana tree . With a subterranean tank plumbed on .

Next to the whippet's kennel.

Absolutely pointless providing handwash facility .
Pee ...... and hand straight back into the sookee .

Yuck.


Wasp

[Bettyboo]

Sounds just like up North, no wonder you like it sooooo much...

You have a sala, you flash bastard! I dream about having a sala!

[Wasp]

Right you are Wasp it is a construction thread you are also right about a passing being sad.

I’m thinking if getting to 85 and in good or at least reasonable health think it would be nice to hang around for a little longer to do whatever especially at twenty Baht a pop.

There's a subtle bit of condolence in these words Bill .

Thanks .


W

[Wasp]

Sounds just like up North, no wonder you like it sooooo much...

You have a sala, you flash bastard! I dream about having a sala!

We didn't know it was a sala when it was being put together .

It was planned to have some walls and grow rhubarb inside in the darkness . Rhubarbs likes the darkness my preshuss .

With some cages attached to the back for 'it pigeons .
But they were very good homing pigeons and they did fly straight back home ..........

.............. to Dewsbury .


Wasp

[Roobarb]

Rhubarbs likes the darkness...

Bloody hell. I know I've been a little absent from proceedings of late, but no need to brand me as the Prince of Darkness just because I'm not joining in so much...

[Wasp]

Aaahhh !

....... my preshuss !!


How is your ring ?




Wasp

[Roobarb]

^ It's not a polite question to ask to someone who lives in Delhi...

[Wasp]

^ It's not a polite question to ask to someone who lives in Delhi...

It's from Missy's favourite movie .

" Delorr Derrin " !!!



Wasp

[bankao dreamer]

Your stories regarding Yeesip made me chuckle, so tell us some more as a memorial please.




take their bursting bladders into the house

There posh, our drinking buddies/ workers can be no more than 10 feet from our toilet but walk 30 feet to the fence and piss up that.

[katie23]

@wasp - RIP to Yeesip....

Re: urinals, get one of those modern, flush-free & water-free urinals.

Re: Delorr Derirn, it was also my fave movie... my preshusssss...

[Wasp]

Your stories regarding Yeesip made me chuckle, so tell us some more as a memorial please.

Well bankao - the most remarkable thing here is that Yeesipp ever got to be 85 .

He had a habit of taking my 20 Baht and going to look for the best deal for his terrible whisky .

The VERY busy 205 road comes through here . Thundering big road trains dragging sugar beet off somewhere .

But if the whisky was one Baht cheaper across that road then across that road was where he would go . And sometimes he would swindle more cash out of me ... usually by sharpening his machete in front of me .

So off he would go - across that road - to his cheapest source of drink .

Many times it turned him into the friendliest , noisiest rollicking monster of a nuisance.
But sometimes it didn't.
Sometimes it just knocked him out .

And on I would say 7 occasions he only made it half way across that road again before sinking down , curling up and going to sleep on the central white line !!

Bloody squealing , hissing , swerving , braking noisy huge trucks dragging their trailers and somehow jack-knifing around him !!!
And endless pick-ups and moaty bikes . And he stayed asleep !!!!

He should never have got to 85 !!!!!!


Thank you for your sympathy .






Wasp

[BKKBILL]

Well bankao - the most remarkable thing here is that Yeesipp ever got to be 85 .







Wasp

I'd say it's better than sitting at a malls center court watching the world pass by.

RIP

[Wasp]

BKKBILL :
I'd say it's better than sitting at a malls center court watching the world pass by.

RIP



I'd say you're spot on right Bill .



Wasp

[Wasp]

♪ ♫ And now .... ♫... the end is near ... ♪ ♪....

♪♪♪ And so I face .. ♫♫..... the Final Chap .. ♪♪♪. ter . ♫



For some time now I've simply enjoyed reading other people's stories but there was always pestering away in my brain the thought that I must complete my own Thread .

During that story of Missy’s house renovations I admit that I did wander away from the story occasionally.
Most noticeably when I had Jimmy Cagney dancing down stevefarangyourgloriousandesteemedlordship's staircase .

Anyway .... there were a few enquiries about what happened to a couple of the characters and The Indolent Brother was definitely one of these characters .

He featured early on when we moved him into a tiny room under the bikini .
We had to make sure there were gaps in that bikini ( Indolent Brother's roof ) so that we could easily cascade water all over him whenever we washed the balconkini.
Always at an hour when he would be sleeping .

Any time at all in other words !!

The only way he would get a shower.

At the suggestion of others who should be nameless( it was bankao ) we then started to surround his filthy nest with extensions so we could leave him rotting away in there with his collective menagerie of dogs , poo , domesticated lice and fleas .

However the indolent escaped !


Now ... across the yard .... stepping over the dog vomit , snake skins , chicken skeletons , cobras there is a cement-block rice store .





The grandpa ( Yeesipp ) had moved into this barren fortification to get away from his wife . { Bit of a shrill one that wife }.


And Yeesipp was perfectly content in this rice store . No Roman King bikinis necessary for him .
Or even windows.


However , Yeesipp's health deteriorated ( caused by age - not the dwelling ) and after a few years Yeesipp moved back to the wooden dwelling of his wife which is huge ( The dwelling not the wife ).
This wooden structure is about equally as unhygienic as the rice store but there was at least someone there to look after Yeesipp a little bit .





To the left is the rice store .

Straight ahead beyond this clearly desirable wooden home is the dreaded land of LadyPig .

Anyone following this Thread will know that the land of LadyPig has been a land of monsters and death ....... but when we explained that Roobarb will need to reverse onto her land to take away this wooden house she was all in favour of putting in a road !

So dear old Yeesipp moved back there and we had an unattractive rice store going begging .

It was offered to a variety of local creatures .


The chickens clucked about it for a while but they really didn’t like it .Wasn’t eggsactly clean enough.


The snakes thought it was beneath them .


The pigs showed no interest as it was too dirty .



The brother ....... loved it .




( Gotta work . More later . )



Wasp

[stevefarang]

^^^

When did you have Mr. Cagney dancing on our stairs ? I remember the carriage (), but don't recall the esteemed Mr. Cagney gracing our steps.

Steve

[Wasp]

^^^

When did you have Mr. Cagney dancing on our stairs ? I remember the carriage (), but don't recall the esteemed Mr. Cagney gracing our steps.

Steve

You should go back to Post #90 and run the video to see Mr. Cagney dancing down what is clearly your staircase .

Probably your back staircase for the Domestic staff .

Your main staircase would be bigger I assume yourmostworthinessandhighone .


Wasp

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[stevefarang]

^^^


A-hahahahaha !!!

Yes, and you see the ballerinas dancing in our living room. Now if they could just trample the damn snakes to death !!!

Steve

[Wasp]

A-hahahahaha !!!
Yes, and you see the ballerinas dancing in our living room. Now if they could just trample the damn snakes to death !!!
Steve

I think those Irish dancers could do a good stomping job on the cobras .




Wasp

[Wasp]

Onward ............. .


Here's a closer look at the rice store that the brother moved into .




I’m not sure what was going on with those windows . I mean why have windows at all in a Rice store ?
Or why put in a window-frame and then block it over ?


Anyway ****** the brother loved it even though it did lack one or two things .......... for example water , power , toilet , furniture , appeal , tv , windows , sink , heating , shower , cooking , healthiness .


And in he went .



I'm missing a photo here I thought I had.
Must go and look .



No good . Cannot find it . Just a photo of indolence . Imagine a sloth in a dark corner .

On one of his more hyperactive days he suddenly emerged from Gollum's cave to try to wangle a compressor and sprayer out of Missy on the promise it would give him a whole new career opportunity respraying moatybikes .


He got them from Missy too !


But that career lasted a bit less than one whole day .

All that business taking out the nozzle and using White Spirit !!

Utterly exhausting .



Wasp

[FatOne]

I hope this story is going to continue! Ahh, life in Thailand, I'm enthralled. Takes me away from the daily grind of retail in Oz! I so much want to get over there.

[Wasp]

I hope this story is going to continue! Ahh, life in Thailand, I'm enthralled. Takes me away from the daily grind of retail in Oz! I so much want to get over there.

Yes OverweightOne ...... it does continue but this renovation is such small beans ( He added about 2 sq metres ) I have to spin out the paucity of photos .

It's nice to just know that it's being read .

So thanks .

Your own Thread is one I've been following .
8000 reads and you haven't even got any walls yet !!

It's becoming Biblical !!



Wasp