It seems that many Japanese and Koreans are too lazy to use a bum spray, but prefer the sophistication of a warm stream of water from one of this gizzmo loo seats.
I'm sure the sensation must be like pissing on yourself, but in truth I was asked on several occasions by Asian guests who stayed at my previous hotel if there were electronic bum washers in the guest rooms.
Now, with the new little hotel nearing soft opening, I spotted these toilet seats/bum washers in HomePro, costing around 3,000 baht each. That's not a huge amount to pay to raise the standards of my guest rooms from 3(ish) star to more than 3ish.
So, my questions to the learned TD folk are:
- have you ever used an electronic toilet seat/bum wash?
- Can they be used for sexual gratification? (plus point for my web-site)
- Are they dangerous?
- Will my Asian guests be impressed if I dump the bum gun and offer them the pleasure of having their bum (or front bum) gently caressed by warm, pulsating water?
Seriously - since the number of Asian tourists visiting Phuket is rising, I can maybe improve my hotel rating a little by installing these devices.
Simon