iDisabling retarded crApple imail

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Originally Posted by kingwilly

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Originally Posted by melvbot

I try not to take the piss as I need some practice being patient with people who have problems like this as Im starting to help lots of WinScamps and MacScamps for cold hard cash.

Bring em on Scamp, bring em on........

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over the phone? interwebby ? or in person? either way I dont think I'd have the patience.

I reckon about 50% of your calls will start with "have you checked that the computer is plugged in ?"

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If someones happy to pay me to turn their computer on then Im happy to flick the switch.

If I get frustrated I'll just have to go into Zen Scampy mode :) If I can help Scampy and cope Im on a good footing.

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Originally Posted by melvbot

I try not to take the piss as I need some practice being patient with people who have problems like this as Im starting to help lots of WinScamps and MacScamps for cold hard cash.

Bring em on Scamp, bring em on........

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oh boy, you should deserve a medal for that

if you come across the Quack Quack type, you will be in much more trouble though

I will pray for you,

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Show's over folks.

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congratulation on an excellent thread, the title was very creative, awesome

keep up the good work young panawan :)

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Originally Posted by melvbot

MacScamps for cold hard cash.

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If the French twat ever buys a proper Mac you'll be able to retire on what you'll earn teaching him how to turn it on.

Lovely job the mod did on this thread.

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Originally Posted by slackula

If the French twat ever buys a proper Mac you'll be able to retire on what you'll earn teaching him how to turn it on.

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don't be silly, slack. I could teach you a thing or two on a Mac. But you would have to learn how to use a computer first before I could bother.