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    Post up your SPAM emails

    Be that from Nigeria, Russia, Iran etc ... mine came from me, yes, sent to me from my own email ... apparently

    Post up your SPAM emails

    Mine is below

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    Hello!

    Unfortunately, I have some unpleasant news for you.
    Roughly several months ago I have managed to get a complete access to all devices that you use to browse internet.
    Afterwards, I have proceeded with monitoring all internet activities of yours.

    You can check out the sequence of events summarize below: Previously I have bought from hackers a special access to various email accounts (currently, it is rather a straightforward thing that can be done online).
    Clearly, I could effortlessly log in to your email account as well (they inserted my correct email)

    One week after that, I proceeded with installing a Trojan virus in Operating Systems of all your devices, which are used by you to login to your email.
    Actually, that was rather a simple thing to do (because you have opened a few links from your inbox emails previously).
    Genius is in simplicity. ( ~_^)

    Thanks to that software I can get access to all controllers inside your devices (such as your video camera, microphone, keyboard etc.).
    I could easily download all your data, photos, web browsing history and other information to my servers.
    I can access all your social networks accounts, messengers, emails, including chat history as well as contacts list.
    This virus of mine unceasingly keeps refreshing its signatures (since it is controlled by a driver), and as result stays unnoticed by antivirus software.

    Hereby, I believe by this time it is already clear for you why I was never detected until I sent this letter...

    While compiling all the information related to you, I have also found out that you are a true fan and frequent visitor of adult websites.
    You truly enjoy browsing through porn websites, while watching arousing videos and experiencing an unimaginable satisfaction.
    To be honest, I could not resist but to record some of your kinky solo sessions and compiled them in several videos, which demonstrate you masturbating and cumming in the end.

    If you still don't trust me, all it takes me is several mouse clicks to distribute all those videos with your colleagues, friends and even relatives.
    In addition, I can upload them online for entire public to access.
    I truly believe, you absolutely don't want such things to occur, bearing in mind the kinky stuff exposed in those videos that you usually watch, (you definitely understand what I am trying to say) it will result in a complete disaster for you.

    We can still resolve it in the following manner:
    You perform a transfer of $1590 USD to me (a bitcoin equivalent based on the exchange rate during the funds transfer), so after I receive the transfer, I will straight away remove all those lecherous videos without hesitation.
    Then we can pretend like it has never happened before. In addition, I assure that all the harmful software will be deactivated and removed from all devices of yours. Don't worry, I am a man of my word.

    It is really a good deal with a considerably low the price, bearing in mind that I was monitoring your profile as well as traffic over an extended period.
    If you still unaware about the purchase and transfer process of bitcoins - all you can do is find the necessary information online.

    My bitcoin wallet is as follows: 1771s891APz1wNKdn5fe3Vknmf5pN18cWu

    You are left with 48 hours and the countdown starts right after you open this email (2 days to be specific).

    Don't forget to keep in mind and abstain from doing the following:
    Do not attempt to reply my email (this email was generated in your inbox together with the return address).
    Do not attempt to call police as well as other security services. Moreover, don't even think of sharing it with your friends. If I get to know about it (based on my skills, that would be very easy, since that I have all your systems under my control and constant monitoring) - your dirty video will become public without delay. Don't attempt searching for me - it is completely useless. Cryptocurrency transactions always remain anonymous.
    Don't attempt reinstalling the OS of your devices or even getting rid of them. It is meaningless too, because all your private videos are already been available on remote servers.

    Things you should be concerned about:
    That I will not receive the funds transfer you make.
    Relax, I will be able to track it immediately, after you complete the funds transfer, because I unceasingly monitor all activities that you do (trojan virus of mine can control remotely all processes, same as TeamViewer).
    That I will still distribute your videos after you have sent the money to me.
    Believe me, it is pointless for me to proceed with troubling you after that. Besides that, if that really was my intention, it would happen long time ago!
    It all will be settled on fair conditions and terms!

    One last advice from me... Moving forward make sure you don't get involved in such type of incidents again!
    My suggestion - make sure you change all your passwords as often as possible.

    ---

    So, if you don't hear from me in 2 days time ... you'll know why
    Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago ...


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    Did he send you a file or photo from the files on your computer he can so easily access

    You should respond with Cyrille's Email address and ask him/her to contact Syb and he'll sort out the sentences, paragraphs, punctuation and phraseology, he'll also make it more punchy so the viewer doesn't lose interest after the first 30 words.

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    Making people dance. :-)
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    I didn't think me English was too bad to be honest.

    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    make it more punchy
    Duly noted, sir.

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    ^ it wasn't you, you couldn't have resisted the addition of the phrase, "tiz terribly sad"

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    I wonder if the scammer "experienced an unimaginable satisfaction" after sending that out. I think I will start using that as a salutation.

    May you experiencing an unimaginable satisfaction,

    ThaiLazer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    I didn't think me English was too bad to be honest.
    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    ^ it wasn't you, you couldn't have resisted the addition of the phrase, "tiz terribly sad"
    Agreed, definitely not Cheddar ... he would have started with Hello Newbie Dave

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    This is what you get when you do not surf dodgy porn David.....

    How are you doing,Hope everything is going fine with you including your family over there. In confidence and trust I propose this profitable business transaction to you. I am Harry Amber, I work with Metro Bank in London. Audit in the Bank conducted a few years ago revealed that a sum of USD$17.5million was in our Bank unclaimed. Thereafter, I investigated and found out that the owner perished in a motor accident in 2009 alongside his next of Kin.


    The name of the deceased Customer is Engr. Mohammed Muktahir, from Lebanon. He naturalized in our Country for years before he perished along with his next of kin in Car accident in 2009, He was a contractor and also the major supplier of Agricultural Equipments in the United Kingdom.


    I am soliciting your assistance to see that this transaction is successfully completed, and subsequent upon will be invested in your country .Everything has been put in place for a hitch-free transaction.


    Hence, I am inviting you for a business deal where this money will be shared between us in the ratio 50% for me and 45% for you and 5% expenses incurred during the release of the funds.


    Am assured you that within (7) seven banking working days, this said amount will enter your given Bank account with immediate alacrity. If you agree to my business proposal, further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your willingness to join hands with me. For security reasons, keep the transaction strictly confidential.Am awaiting your urgent response with this information
    Have a nice day!!!
    Metro Bank
    United Kingdom.
    Dr. Harry Amber

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    Mine mostly consist of penis enlargement devices and vitamins .
    I don't know who has been talking but it's not funny.

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    There's a funny thread by cujo on how he gave it back to the frauddters and spammers on here somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Am assured you that within (7) seven banking working days, this said amount will enter your given Bank account with immediate alacrity. If you agree to my business proposal, further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your willingness to join hands with me. For security reasons, keep the transaction strictly confidential.Am awaiting your urgent response with this information
    Have a nice day!!!
    Its got a whiff of sausages about it in a naive way, so he's been running Email scams from Pattaya the old dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    Mine mostly consist of penis enlargement devices and vitamins .
    I don't know who has been talking but it's not funny.
    don't worry those will cease now you are in dago country, you'll be starting to receive timeshare and North African investment opportunities shortly - bare with us whilst we amend your profile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    bare with us whilst we amend your profile.
    Pun intended?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shutree View Post
    Pun intended?
    No, just typing without thinking, or perhaps thinking subconsciously, in any case i'm not going back and Cyrilling that.

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    I keep getting this email but they've clearly got me mixed up with someone else.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I keep getting this email but they've clearly got me mixed up with someone else.
    Agreed ... that should have read "Boost Penis Size by 165%" ... that extra inch counts

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    Also posted up today, this gentleman has also been infected ...

    Post up your SPAM emails-unfortunately-there-some-bad-news-you


    Unfortunately, There Are Some Bad News For You Email Scam - Removal and recovery steps (updated)

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    I just got a missed call from the Faroe Islands. Does that count?

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    Years ago, in my old yahoo mail account, I got an email saying that a guy with the same surname as me owned unclaimed shares in a gold mine somewhere in Africa. I may still have those gold shares somewhere....

    I also used to get adverts for viagra and cialis! I wondered about that, since my email sounded very female - why would they send me viagra ads?!

    Now, I sometimes get spam texts of these types:

    1. World cup partner: fishing, slot, cockfighting, football, chess, online games. Register at (bitly site).

    2. Dear, I am a Team Manager, we are hiring part time staff. Now you can earn xxx amount per day. Register at (bitly site).

    +++++
    I'm glad my phone now puts those types of texts in a spam folder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    There's a funny thread by cujo on how he gave it back to the frauddters and spammers on here somewhere.
    If Pool nip City re read how Dug aka the sherriff nailed teh Nigerian scammer perhaps TD's funniest long thread here

    Desperate phone vendor turns to blackmail

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    I have never seen anything better the "Anus Computers" scambait.

    theScamBaiter.com - Anus Laptops: The Martins Cole Saga "09/2004 - 03/2005"

    Fucking legendary.

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    Do spam PM's count ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    Do spam PM's count ?
    Any of your posts count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    Do spam PM's count ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    (Do) Any of your posts count.

    I'll sell you a 'Do' for a tenner

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    I have never seen anything better the "Anus Computers" scambait.

    theScamBaiter.com - Anus Laptops: The Martins Cole Saga "09/2004 - 03/2005"

    Fucking legendary.

    Brilliant stuff!

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