of course you do, you are 12 and retardedQuote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
hahaha, why am I not surprised. At your age, I was programming games, not playingg them. Idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
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of course you do, you are 12 and retardedQuote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
hahaha, why am I not surprised. At your age, I was programming games, not playingg them. Idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
You could not program yourself out of a wet paper bag. If you work in the gaming industry you better play the game you program or you will be out of a job. So buttplug what programing languages are you fluent in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonfly
Can you write a what if statement in any language that applies in some way to teakdoor? :)
bsnob, you are a grown up who still play video games
doesn't that alone tells you something ? do you actually have a job ?
probably still living in your parent basement, playing drums and video games all day
what a frigging loser you make,
^ Ahh so I take that as a no. You know jack shit about programing. Look at my location dipshit. Gee want to guess what kind of companies are based here? It is not a stretch to figure out what I do for a living.
Still waiting for you to list out the languages you are fluent in and that if statement. :rofl:
Do you have a smart phone? If so you can play games on your smart phone & keep your Windze for the other stuff you need.
he only does gobble and dribbles for a perl necklaceQuote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
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Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
Carry on lads. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
A "what if statement", is that C+- ?Quote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
and yet you are not working for any of them, you silly basement boyQuote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
you wouldn't know how to recognize Java, C++, C, Objective C, Python, Perl etc... even you had a manual and google in front of you :rofl:
but I bet you kick ass in Call of Duty on the PS4 though :rofl:
he wouldn't know :pQuote:
Originally Posted by lom
he is probably a C# basement boy from the sound of it :rofl:
dribble
go fix a sink Baldrick,
How many papers you sell today Buttplug?
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Sounds more like a statement from one of the languages for psychotics...(ie LISP etc.)Quote:
Originally Posted by lom
Well at least Butters can name some languages, which is more than some....Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonfly
As for those related to Teakdoor:
MAD Alice gawk(ed) as NICE JOVIAL TUTOR clean dbase(d) Claire & Julia A(s) BASIC Blue (and Betty) Boo BlooP curry PIZZA @ Lagoona.
That's ~18 languages in a sentence...
Could turn this into a game?
how many PCs have you serviced today ? :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
^^ then we also have the legacy Fortran, COBOL, SmallTalk
^ My favourite was Coral66...but Ada is also a joy to work with.
do you ? stick to rooting Android devices for your platform boys harry, that's all you will ever know about OSQuote:
Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
Coral66 ? is that real ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy
quite a few obscure ones in the 70s and 80s that never made it big
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2016/09/1105.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Dragonfly
So you are claiming to be fluent in those languages? If so I have some exercises for you to complete. :)
This is gonna be fun...
The "what" was a typo as I had a few drinks. I was speaking specifically about an "if statement" they are used in most programing languages and if you can write code you know what they are. Period.Quote:
Originally Posted by lom
Buttplug has no idea what in if statement is. :)
get yourself an Indian for that, I am not your pet programmer, you silly gamerQuote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
as usual, and you are a drunk to top it all, why am I not surprisedQuote:
Originally Posted by bsnub