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22-09-2016, 01:54 PM
Dragonfly

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Originally Posted by bsnub

I use windows 10 and rather like it.

of course you do, you are 12 and retarded

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Originally Posted by bsnub

Windows 7 does not support DX12 and that is an issue for me as I am a gamer and like to have the most up to date graphics technology.

hahaha, why am I not surprised. At your age, I was programming games, not playingg them. Idiot.
22-09-2016, 01:55 PM
Dragonfly

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Originally Posted by bsnub

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

so how retarded a grown man needs to be to be still playing PC games at this age ?

You are an imbecile buttplug.

says the retarded gamer :rofl:
22-09-2016, 01:57 PM
Dragonfly

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Originally Posted by slackula

Pluggy's thing is trying to suck his own cock because he can't afford the massive amounts ladyboys will charge him to do it.

it's nice of you to project me in your sexual fantasy but I am not interested in ugly bitches like you

how is the cat doing ? :smileylaughing:
22-09-2016, 03:03 PM
bsnub

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

At your age, I was programming games, not playingg them.

You could not program yourself out of a wet paper bag. If you work in the gaming industry you better play the game you program or you will be out of a job. So buttplug what programing languages are you fluent in?

Can you write a what if statement in any language that applies in some way to teakdoor? :)
23-09-2016, 02:41 PM
Dragonfly

bsnob, you are a grown up who still play video games

doesn't that alone tells you something ? do you actually have a job ?

probably still living in your parent basement, playing drums and video games all day

what a frigging loser you make,
23-09-2016, 02:51 PM
bsnub

^ Ahh so I take that as a no. You know jack shit about programing. Look at my location dipshit. Gee want to guess what kind of companies are based here? It is not a stretch to figure out what I do for a living.

Still waiting for you to list out the languages you are fluent in and that if statement. :rofl:
23-09-2016, 02:55 PM
Munted

Do you have a smart phone? If so you can play games on your smart phone & keep your Windze for the other stuff you need.
23-09-2016, 03:20 PM
harrybarracuda

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Originally Posted by bsnub

^ Ahh so I take that as a no. You know jack shit about programing. Look at my location dipshit. Gee want to guess what kind of companies are based here? It is not a stretch to figure out what I do for a living.

Still waiting for you to list out the languages you are fluent in and that if statement. :rofl:

You're fucking joking aren't you?

Buttplug has a jizz stained iphone 3 and thinks you install modem drivers with regedit.

:rofl:
23-09-2016, 03:40 PM
baldrick

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Originally Posted by bsnub

the languages you are fluent in

he only does gobble and dribbles for a perl necklace
23-09-2016, 03:42 PM
bsnub

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Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Buttplug has a jizz stained iphone 3 and thinks you install modem drivers with regedit.

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Originally Posted by baldrick

he only does gobble and dribbles for a perl necklace

Carry on lads. :)
23-09-2016, 03:48 PM
lom

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Originally Posted by bsnub

a what if statement

A "what if statement", is that C+- ?
23-09-2016, 05:45 PM
Dragonfly

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Originally Posted by bsnub

Gee want to guess what kind of companies are based here? It is not a stretch to figure out what I do for a living.

and yet you are not working for any of them, you silly basement boy

you wouldn't know how to recognize Java, C++, C, Objective C, Python, Perl etc... even you had a manual and google in front of you :rofl:

but I bet you kick ass in Call of Duty on the PS4 though :rofl:
23-09-2016, 05:47 PM
Dragonfly

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Originally Posted by lom

A "what if statement", is that C+- ?

he wouldn't know :p

he is probably a C# basement boy from the sound of it :rofl:
23-09-2016, 06:21 PM
baldrick

dribble
23-09-2016, 06:28 PM
Dragonfly

go fix a sink Baldrick,
23-09-2016, 10:53 PM
harrybarracuda

How many papers you sell today Buttplug?

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2016/09/1051.jpg
24-09-2016, 12:01 AM
Troy

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Originally Posted by lom

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Originally Posted by bsnub

a what if statement

A "what if statement", is that C+- ?

Sounds more like a statement from one of the languages for psychotics...(ie LISP etc.)

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

you wouldn't know how to recognize Java, C++, C, Objective C, Python, Perl etc... even you had a manual and google in front of you

Well at least Butters can name some languages, which is more than some....

As for those related to Teakdoor:

MAD Alice gawk(ed) as NICE JOVIAL TUTOR clean dbase(d) Claire & Julia A(s) BASIC Blue (and Betty) Boo BlooP curry PIZZA @ Lagoona.

That's ~18 languages in a sentence...

Could turn this into a game?
24-09-2016, 12:10 AM
Dragonfly

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Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

How many papers you sell today Buttplug?

how many PCs have you serviced today ? :rofl:
24-09-2016, 12:14 AM
Dragonfly

^^ then we also have the legacy Fortran, COBOL, SmallTalk
24-09-2016, 01:20 AM
Troy

^ My favourite was Coral66...but Ada is also a joy to work with.
24-09-2016, 01:46 PM
harrybarracuda

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

^^ then we also have the legacy Fortran, COBOL, SmallTalk

Whoopee Buttplug has found the Programming Languages wikipedia page to parrot from.

He doesn't even know what most of these are.

:rofl:
24-09-2016, 01:54 PM
Dragonfly

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Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

He doesn't even know what most of these are.

do you ? stick to rooting Android devices for your platform boys harry, that's all you will ever know about OS
24-09-2016, 01:56 PM
Dragonfly

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Originally Posted by Troy

My favourite was Coral66...but Ada is also a joy to work with.

Coral66 ? is that real ?

quite a few obscure ones in the 70s and 80s that never made it big
24-09-2016, 02:15 PM
bsnub

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

you wouldn't know how to recognize Java, C++, C, Objective C, Python, Perl etc... even you had a manual and google in front of you

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2016/09/1105.jpg

So you are claiming to be fluent in those languages? If so I have some exercises for you to complete. :)

This is gonna be fun...

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Originally Posted by lom

A "what if statement", is that C+- ?

The "what" was a typo as I had a few drinks. I was speaking specifically about an "if statement" they are used in most programing languages and if you can write code you know what they are. Period.

Buttplug has no idea what in if statement is. :)
24-09-2016, 02:19 PM
Dragonfly

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Originally Posted by bsnub

If so I have some exercises for you to complete

get yourself an Indian for that, I am not your pet programmer, you silly gamer

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Originally Posted by bsnub

The "what" was a typo as I had a few drinks

as usual, and you are a drunk to top it all, why am I not surprised

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