microSD card excitement...

**Baas Babelaas** · 30-06-2016, 08:49 PM

In the space of a week I've had my Samsung S7 die on me, my Huawei won't take SD cards, I spilt 'water' on my work HP laptop (they're deliberating fixing or replacing it, but charging THB10k to extract data from the drive), and had to drop cash for a new personal laptop.

Trust none of this shite.

But only lost a bit of data, as I some do cross-back up my files from time to time on various external hard drives I have lying about.

Fucking nuisance all this teknologee is.

**Dragonfly** · 30-06-2016, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Good news ladies and gents, it has arrived and it's beautiful. Not only that, they sent me lots of other stuff including a winning lottery ticket - wonderful service!

sooo fooking gayyyy !!!

**baldrick** · 30-06-2016, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by Baas Babelaas

but charging THB10k to extract data from the drive

what happened to your "haxor" - does he not know how to remove a laptop drive and put in an external caddy ?

I suggest you employ buttsecs as he is a reknowned technical dipsh1t and only requires a mouthful of hot sperm to regedit your weefee

**Bettyboo** · 01-07-2016, 05:37 AM

**Dragonfly** · 01-07-2016, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by baldrick

I suggest you employ buttsecs as he is a reknowned technical dipsh1t and only requires a mouthful of hot sperm to regedit your weefee

Mr Password Manager sidekick is getting all excited again with gay porn,

what a tool,

**Dragonfly** · 01-07-2016, 07:44 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

that was just beyond gay,

god I loved that song in the early 90s,

Gloria Estefan protege at the time,

**blue** · 01-07-2016, 08:29 AM

so what was the capacity when you checked it ?
cheeky gits always shave a few GB off
with this excuse

CAPACITY
128GB, (1GB=1Billionbyte)
* Actual usable capacity may be less (due to formatting, operating system, applications or otherwise)

^
makes as much sense as this:

Father Ted: Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?
Father Dougal: Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8.

**Baas Babelaas** · 01-07-2016, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by Baas Babelaas

but charging THB10k to extract data from the drive

what happened to your "haxor" - does he not know how to remove a laptop drive and put in an external caddy ?

I suggest you employ buttsecs as he is a reknowned technical dipsh1t and only requires a mouthful of hot sperm to regedit your weefee

Water in computer. Computer destroyed. Read - one of the first things a child is taught at school. Techy-boy doesn't repair destroyed computers. HP replaces them.

If you cannot read, go back to Square 1/Grade 1.

**baldrick** · 01-07-2016, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

These cards do have a 10 year warranty

10 years should be enough for it to be obselete

I remember buying a 256 meg USB stick in 2002 and thinking it was wonderful - I used it for years until the larger ones consigned it to the box of old bits

SD cards - I had a couple of 32 meg ones I finally threw into the box of old parts , same with a coule of mini-sd cards

Originally Posted by Baas Babelaas

Water in computer. Computer destroyed. Read

ok - you know what you are talking about

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

gay porn

why am I not surprised you have adobe flash installed and it runs automatically

**blue** · 04-09-2016, 12:37 AM

I just bought a new £90 levono tablet , cheapo, but has andriod 6
so might be able to get the torrents flowing into it properly for a change

I bought one of these little fuckers. for £15 to pimp it up

Q: whats that usb thing for ?

**harrybarracuda** · 04-09-2016, 02:06 AM

At a really wild guess, for transferring stuff from a PC to your phone if you haven't got a cable handy.

Do I win?

**blue** · 04-09-2016, 03:57 AM

logical but
theres no apparant hole to stick the card in to
it's more like one of those usb wireless keyboard ' mouse efforts

Harry or anyone else
do you know Microsoft Word well ?

I'm preparing a book document, for my Ivona text to speech reader to convert to an audio book.
but it has, as usual , the fecking page numbers still there, which means i'll have to laborioudly wade through and delete them .

Is it possible to use the Review Search and find fubction or whatever
and tell it to search for numbers say 1 to 200
so i can then delete them all in one good ?

**BigRed** · 04-09-2016, 04:32 AM

Which version of office? probably just need to edit headers/footers

**blue** · 04-09-2016, 08:23 AM

Word 2016
I don't think there are headers etc

I convert the epub book to RTF in Calibre so Word can use it and I
can clean it up ,
then i put the plain text into the text to speech reader.

Another example that holds me up like this Celline book

/Journey%20to%20the%20End%20of%20the%20Night%20-%20Louis%20Ferdinand%20Celine.rtf?dl=0

The numbers in the brackets for explanations in the glossary at the back of the book. but it messes up the audio reading big time .

There must be some formula in Word to select all the numbers in brackets etc and then delete them but i'm only a beginner
eg

After a while the conversation turned to President Poincaré,[4] who was due to inaugurate a puppy show that same morning, and that led to Le Temps[5] where I'd read about it.

**harrybarracuda** · 04-09-2016, 12:00 PM

Sorry, I'm not a secretary.

**Bettyboo** · 04-09-2016, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by blue

logical but
theres no apparant hole to stick the card in to

Look harder, the packaging says USB adapter, so that microSD fits in there somehow!

**Neverna** · 04-09-2016, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by blue

Q: whats that usb thing for ?

It's a USB adapter (like the other adapter that come with it but you plug i =t into a USB slot)

Originally Posted by blue

but
theres no apparant hole to stick the card in to

Put your thumb nail into the slot and pull off the cover, then slide your card in.

If that doesn't work, maybe the card actually slides up into the bottom of the USB slot.

.

**blue** · 04-09-2016, 05:41 PM

fuck it, i'll throw the usb thing away ill use the big sd card / adapter slot.

I stuck the micro sd card into the tablet
this android 6 marshmallow is different
it can't use the card unless the tablet formats it ..
So i put it in and the tablet tells me off
saying it's a slow card - I'd be better off with a faster one.

maybe the card is fake ? It says class 10 on it ...... ummm

I used to have small prog or something on my pc that tests cards speed - but I can't find it , anyone know similar tester ?

**Neverna** · 04-09-2016, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by blue

I used to have small prog or something on my pc that tests cards speed - but I can't find it , anyone know similar tester ?

Yes, I had one once and tried it on a card. It gave me a load of results, none of which I understood, so I deleted the pogramme.

**can123** · 04-09-2016, 05:46 PM

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&k...l_216crygnrs_b

**blue** · 04-09-2016, 07:54 PM

https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...rdTester&hl=en

i might try this later

Test the speed and storage capacity of your external card.
* User can select where to write the test file.
* User can define the size of the test file.Application will write a test file and read it back testing it's content.
It will test the speed and the storage capacity. Useful to check for a damaged or fake card.
Some cards claim to be 32 GB but are in fact less. These cards are fake. Use this app to find out if yours is a fake one or not. Just set the test file size to the max size available and start the test.

**Dragonfly** · 11-09-2016, 05:07 PM

good app, useful

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