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Originally Posted by terry57

That pales into significance

Originally Posted by terry57

Regards the inheritance gig it's done and dusted, Aint none.

Oh, nonsense. Wimp.

All you have to do is send them a legal letter saying that you will be contesting the Will. Then take it step by simple step and pull out at the last minute before actually going to court ( which is where it starts to cost $$ ).

If they have good legal advice, they will be so shit-scared that they will offer to give you a smallish payout. Because nothing is certain in court. And a smallish payout makes the matter end for them.

And by "small", I'm talking about a 'paltry' $50,000.

Now, ya gota laugh huh.

After telling you lot how great my putor is today it has just shit its self .

Can't cry though, it's given me a sensational run for 6 years.

Off to Fortune Town tomorrow to see the boys.

I predicted that in a repo to Latin Dancer.

Computers don't shit themselves Terry, it probably only needs a system restore on it.

What exactly is happening when you power it up?

The screen looks like i feel after a big night on the piss.

All blue and purple lines flashing and moving around. No script.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Here's how to set up Firefox to clean itself when you shut it down

https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb...-firefox-cache

Ok, the putor has fired it's self up again and I've done what you have said above.

Now what about that the other program " The Valver " advised me to install.

Shall I fuk it off. ?

I seriously doubt that your computer shat itself because of Advanced System Care !

You probably neglected to adjust the valve tappets in the CPU.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

You probably neglected to adjust the valve tappets in the CPU.

Probably didn't get the shims checked during the 6 years of ownership.

Macbook Air is about 31,000 baht. At least take a look.

31,000 baht.

anybody who spends 31000 baht on a computer that is used only for mundane tasks such as web browsing, book reading, you tube watching and forum play needs their head examining.

any android tablet or windows pc will do the job just as well for half the cost.
and a pc can be more than adequately protected from viruses, trojans and malwareby combining updates, microsoft security essentials, regular malwarebytes scans and some common sense with their browsing habits.

you have fallen for the old "it looks good therefore it must be good, form over function" routine. that madman jobs must be looking at you apple acolytes and laughing his shroud off.

31000 baht! thats nearly £600 in real money.

^
600 quid is what I spend on a good night out and I'm a bus driver.

Do you work in the charity shop?

a bus driver, thats about £35K starting, so you wont be having many good nights out then will you.

Starting at 35, but after a few years I'm on 42.
That's 200k baht a month.

A good night out once a week is easy.

Obviously I'm joking.

International Dons don't be driving no bus.

But you get my point fella?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Macbook Air is about 31,000 baht. At least take a look.

Na, fuk it,

My putor is working fine again thanks to a few stirling helpful Gentlemen on here.

Not all though.

Some of them are down right nasty to me.

Can't afford 31000 Baht anymore Thegent, my Super is fooked.

Lucky I bought that new Tab last month huh.

Originally Posted by taxexile

31,000 baht.

anybody who spends 31000 baht on a computer that is used only for mundane tasks such as web browsing, book reading, you tube watching and forum play needs their head examining.

any android tablet or windows pc will do the job just as well for half the cost.
and a pc can be more than adequately protected from viruses, trojans and malwareby combining updates, microsoft security essentials, regular malwarebytes scans and some common sense with their browsing habits.

you have fallen for the old "it looks good therefore it must be good, form over function" routine. that madman jobs must be looking at you apple acolytes and laughing his shroud off.

31000 baht! thats nearly £600 in real money.

Fine if it were true, Tax, but Windows is a magnet for shite and most cheap PCs fuck up after two years or so.
Unlike all my previous PCs on Windows, my MacBook starts almost instantaneously every time, rarely, if ever, hangs, is super quiet and the aluminium its clad in remains pleasantly cool against my nipples when I watch a late film in bed.

For the price of a smartphone it's a steal.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

and the aluminium its clad in remains pleasantly cool against my nipples when I watch a late film in bed.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

My MacBook starts almost instantaneously every time, rarely, if ever, hangs, is super quiet and the aluminium its clad in remains pleasantly cool against my nipples when I watch a late film in bed.

Your Nipples only need cooling when they are aroused by your boyfriend licking the sweat from your neck as he shafts you.

When he goes home and your aroused nipples return to their normal position you wont need the Macbook anymore.

Back to the PC.

Save yourself all that money and use Ice on your Nipples.

Excuse me....I think I'm going to be sick

Originally Posted by terry57

You do amuse me at times though, much more than some of the boring Mo-Fo's on here.

I'd like a chance.

Up date,

My original putor that I started this thread about is ticking over like a little beauty.

My Eee PC though has shit its self after I've been pissing around with it trying to do factory reboot and I'm off to Fortune Town to fix that.

Lucky I have plenty of puters innit.

Upgrade it to Windows 10. It's free.

Everybody's selling either Win 10 or Mac. Pith off.

^^

Jesus Christ Dill,

I'm a computer retard but I do know that God does not like Windows 10.

The Eee PC was my first Laptop, has XP on it and been a fookin burster .

No probs, Fortune boys will sort it.

Windows xp is not supported anymore bud and is not safe