Thread: I just bought an Apple Mac Pro Laptop

Originally Posted by thegent

You write as if you were a nine year old.

I was a nine year old once but that was a long time ago.

Originally Posted by thegent

Butterfly, does latent Tourette's run in your family?

That was bizarre.

Originally Posted by thegent

Thus speaks a turd stain to a pair of underpants.

Says the kettle to the pot.

TheGent, does early senility run in your family ?

how many more months will you need to make your buying decision on a frigging computer

Originally Posted by Butterfly

how many more months will you need to make your buying decision on a frigging computer

Maybe he's waiting until after you take a certain webserver down like you said you could do in under 1 minute.

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Originally Posted by Butterfly

how many more months will you need to make your buying decision on a frigging computer

Maybe he's waiting until after you take a certain webserver down like you said you could do in under 1 minute.

patience, darling, patience. Are you in hurry to go somewhere with your crappy webserver ?

Originally Posted by barbaro

I expect this Apple laptop to last a long time.

Keep it in its plastic bag and store it in its box in a cool dry place and it will last for years and years.

^ Thanks, but I opened it already.

Sh*t. I'm screwed.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Originally Posted by Butterfly

how many more months will you need to make your buying decision on a frigging computer

Maybe he's waiting until after you take a certain webserver down like you said you could do in under 1 minute.

patience, darling, patience. Are you in hurry to go somewhere with your crappy webserver ?

What's up Buttplug have you failed dismally in carrying out your threat so now you're trying to tell us you're biding your time?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What's up Buttplug have you failed dismally in carrying out your threat so now you're trying to tell us you're biding your time?

He was singing that song a month ago:

Originally Posted by Butterfly

always take your target by surprise, not fun if you are expecting within the hours. Best to strike when you least expect it and start looking around for the one responsible

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What's up Buttplug have you failed dismally in carrying out your threat so now you're trying to tell us you're biding your time?

if you keep bumping the idea, I can't take the bitch by surprise, but seeing as she is obsessed, we will have to wait a long time before she forgets, the silly dyke

Originally Posted by barbaro

I expect this Apple laptop to last a long time.

it will, about 24 months if everything goes well, that is until the warranty runs out

First reactions:

Good computer (sure), but I have to get used to do things differently on it.

On PC laptops, downloading and installing VLC media player and Micro (U) torrent is easy. But I cannot figure it out on this apple.

I have to learn how to do things differently.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

are you also going to deny that you are a psycho lesbian living alone with too many cats ?

I have met both him and his other half and I can assure you that neither of them is from Lesbania, ......... or Belgium.

(Not 100% sure about the cats though)

Originally Posted by thailazer

Originally Posted by barbaro

First reactions:

Good computer (sure), but I have to get used to do things differently on it.

On PC laptops, downloading and installing VLC media player and Micro (U) torrent is easy. But I cannot figure it out on this apple.

I have to learn how to do things differently.

-Download the Mac version on the website.
-When it finishes downloading, Find the .dmg file on your desktop or in your downloads folder.
-Click on the .dmg file.
-Now, some .dmg files will expand themselves and install automatically in your Applications folder.....

-while on others you may have to DRAG the application into your Applications Folder.

-Drag the original .dmg file into your waste basket.

If you're a regular user of VLC, from your Applications folder, drag it to your 'Dock'. If you then click and hold on the icon in the Dock, you'll bring up options such as open at start up etc (this the same as any other App you've placed in the Dock). Alternatively, when an App is opened, go into the App menu at the top of the screen and select 'Preferences'. Typically I have Safari, iTunes and uTorrent open at start up.

^ Thank you, PAG!

Thailazer,

I forgot to thank you, so "thank you" now!