Originally Posted by
rawlins
Myself and a friend (Neep on here) have come up with an idea for an app... apparently you can make money from them and we would be willing to let some boffin write the app for a very small % of the takings....
Anyway, the conversation below details how the app idea came about. Interested parties should show their interest here along with any general criticism/feedback...
Me: who is processing...barry the tawt?
Scott: no. A polish guy called maciej
Me: or Lewis the ckrip?
Scott: magic. Lewis the what?
Me: magic?.. thought he worked for us?
Scott: polish boy with glasses. Big boy
Me: last job I was on I was told something was fixed by magic... but they meant that guy you have there. Must be agency then
Scott:he is good. He has fixed everything that barry the twat and lewis the rocker did. They had done something wrong in the setup
Me: aye - heard he was a bit of a boffin computer whizz type
Scott:so all of the work had to be reprocessed
Me: writes apps and stuff I think
Scott: we should write apps. Make some money from it. Bowel movement logger
Me: yeah - poop counter
Scott: takes a note of what time of day you shit. Can take a pic
Me: 'log logger'
Scott: little table so you can record weights and dimensions
Me: 'log your logs'
Scott:consistency. Upload your shit. Fires a pic onto the internet
Me: have to integrate it to facebook
Scott: yep. and twitter. Show everyone. Some of mine i would like to show to people. They are beauties sometimes. Big fuckers loaded with sweetcorn
Me: i do dead long ones sometimes with the one big push
Scott: some of them are not worth showing
Me:rabbit droppings
Scott:shoelaces
Me:bowl splatterers should rate high
Scott:yeah
Me:angle of spread counts
Scott: points for devastation. Crop spraying
Me: ask magic to write it. Log your logs by magic
Scott: i might. itunes wouldnt have it though. They dont like things like that. A bloke on here came up with an app.Got a company to write it. Its called beer ping. If you are in a pub you send out a notification and other people can then join you. Links to facebook and all that. Its being reviewed and they knocked him back for something
Me: you can do that anyway can't you - foursquare and stuff
Scott: Probably knocked it back because you cant take pictures of your shits
Me: what about 'poop ping'. Could combine the 2 apps
Scott: good idea. Hows about beer shits. Take pics of your hangover dumps. That would be immense
Me: 'poop ping' has a nice ring. Invite your mates over to see your poop in real life
Scott:automatically update your FB status with "im shitting" and an easting and northing
So that is the idea at birth... any takers?