Thread: Sperm donor

You have a lot of red sperm donors already...

So, Jee, are you looking to produce a healthy, clever baby?...Do you want a girl or a boy?...Do you want the milk in a bottle in the mail or up close and personal?...

Or are you planning to sell the juice for profit?...

Interesting post, anyway...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

So, Jee, are you looking to produce a healthy, clever baby?

No need to rule yourself out this early.

She'll be gaggin' over your muck...

Same if it's a bloke...Grab yer ankles, Cy...

I see that Smeg has returned.

Originally Posted by Jee07

looking for man under 25, white, healthy, medium build,

On a clear night, you can see Uranus...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

On a clear night, you can see Uranus...

On a windy night, you can smell it.

It might be Pat's cousin...

Originally Posted by Jee07

Sperm donor

Not to be confused with donair...Then it might be merged with the soggy biscuit thread...

Originally Posted by Jee07

<snip> college degree <snip>

Isn't it a clue that the author is from the USA?

A "college degree" ... well, in many countries, Degrees are studied @ Universities.


"Can be natural way" ... boom, boom

This has got Smeg written all over it.

It certainly wouldn’t be the first time he has indulged in a spot of forum cross dressing if so.

^ Worm now on hook.

Awaiting a bite parody.

Fluke has not only taken the bait but damn well gut swallowed it...

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

It certainly wouldn’t be the first time he has indulged in a spot of forum cross dressing if so.

And it certainly wouldn't be the first time you took the bait, hook line a sinker!

Originally Posted by PeeWee

Can I be of assistance? I have good genetics.

Oh great... Earl's drunk again.

Cue: screeds of ranting moronic nonsense.

I ve got the feeling that this could be a wind -up

If you're a cougar I'm up for it. Had enough of this work malarkey so looking for some HiSo Thai bird to leech from.

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

I do, actually

There are some weird people about , pretending to be females on-line and asking Males to send them their photos on the premise of a sexual relationship .
Even going as far to make up new E-mail address and making a fake profile on Teakdoor .
You have to be a bit warped and deranged to pretend to be a Female and ask Males to send you their photo .

Originally Posted by Fluke

There are some weird people about

That's the spirit...you'll find matrimonial bliss yet.

Bet ya some bucks I have a saved photo of the OP. Trust me you would want to wank in a bottle over the chance to do it "naturally"

Originally Posted by aging one

Bet ya some bucks I have a saved photo of the OP. Trust me you would want to wank in a bottle over the chance to do it "naturally"

Did you also have a fake photo to send out to pretend to be a Female ?
You were pretending to be a female , asking males to send you their photos and you were going to send fake photos back .
You are a fukkin weirdo , also against Teakdoor rules, BTW

Originally Posted by Fluke

There are some weird people about

And you are undeniably one of them.