Dreamworld Day-Trip Fantastico.

[Luigi]

Taking the sproglette to school, when had a Thelma & Lulu moment.

Fok school.

Fok The World.

We're gonna keep on going and ain't stopping til we get to Dreamworld!



Which conveniently is up in Rangsit along the 305.



Just look for big bright pink castle-esque bridge spanning the canal.



Perfect weather for it.



Sweet.

Might be busier at weekends.

[Luigi]

500b each for entry to pretty much all the rides. Probably like, 50 satang for Thais or sumfing.

Think you pay more for Snowtown if you want to go in there. I didn't.


Jiminy Crickets!





Time to Rock n Roll.

[Luigi]

Landmarks education.



Memories of the NSW penal system came flooding back.



As did some flashbacks from a 1998 acid trip.

[Luigi]

Into the Giant's Castle.



Chick on the left was a genuine 8.

[Luigi]

Everybody loves those wobbly distorted mirrors.



This one even had a flag.



How did they know!

[Luigi]

Was nicer from a distance.

[Luigi]

Hansel and Gretel's healthier cousin.


Their own place was the stuff of nightmares.



Had to spend 10 minutes in that fookin' place.

[Luigi]

No I fookin' haven't seen Teddy.

Speedy Mouse. Probably the best ride available to squirts.

Closed due to leaves on the tracks.



We'd be back.

[Luigi]

Bit different from the Animal Farm video I saw during me school years.

But not that different.



Makin' bacon.

[Luigi]

We all need sustenance.

[Luigi]

Looks alright that.


I'm sure the Thais put it all together correctly and maintain it well.



Za waiting to be released.






The Playport was crap.





About 3,000,000 baht for that, in theivin' robbin' basturdin' KFC.


Not to self, buy new shorts or start wearing underkaks.

[Luigi]

Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Italian friend.











Got on some fun little rides.

[Luigi]

Mad Scandinavian bastards.






Looked good fun that.

But she's probably have fallen through the safety railings and died, and I'd never hear the fookin' end of it.

[Luigi]

Cable car goes along the length of it.



No need for Looper to bring his high velocity spy devices. Not much action going on.


Me nose had me following them for a while.

[Luigi]

Good place. Great value for 1,000b.


Will be back.

[Neverna]

I went there a couple of years ago. It wasn't a bad day out.

[HuangLao]

Such a good Dad, Lu...

She'll remember all these things.

Cheers!!

[TizMe]

its all fun until some retard Thai maintenance guy fucks up.

[GracelessFawn]

Cheers Lu! Happy Days!

[Luigi]

Cheers chaps/chapettes.

its all fun until some retard Thai maintenance guy fucks up.

We'll all produce winning Thai lottery numbers one day.

[PAG]

Is that Loy Toy getting pissed on again?

[Topper]

Me nose had me following them for a while.

That's why they call it Dreamworld.....

[Luigi]

[armstrong]

Your daughter seems to shop at the same Princess dress store as my daughter.

[crackerjack101]

Excellent job Lulu. Green owed.