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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Or perhaps even a grease-down by wisened wench, maw dripping with betel nut juice?
    Fukkin Isaan perv!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Fishing on the Mekhong?
    I've found one angle that works. Tying a 50 baht note to my fly attracts every barracuda upstream or downstream for 10Km

    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    grease-down by wisened wench, maw dripping with betel nut juice
    The betel nut juice, I am told, acts as an antibiotic. Wiping out the bacteria from the wisened wench's weeping wounds. It's mandatory Health workers advice from the Lao government agency, I am told.

    Another trick is to pick the religiously dressed ladies. They know how to hum a dirty ditty or two whilst performing which, I am told, enhances the experience physically and spiritually.

    One hi-so Mukdahan practitioner, a friend took the photo, at the restaurant next to the bus station. It whiles away the hour or so between connections.



    As you see she has only one side toothless. The punter can ask for a side switch if they want. Something the Bangkok girls can only dream of.
    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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