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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    You underestimate the TD Fad Diet Brigade.
    I weigh 37kilo. that thing is big as me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers98 View Post
    Somebody could eat all that?
    I would start nibbling on her ears and work me way down. Looks tasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    I would start nibbling on her ears and work me way down. Looks tasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers98 View Post
    that thing is big as me
    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers98 View Post
    Somebody could eat all that?
    probably

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    Australia looks like it is a great country to visit.

    Yes, and there are 26 million Australians there too.

    Fuck that.

    I'd rather chisel my dick off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Australia looks like it is a great country to visit.

    Yes, and there are 26 million Australians there too.

    Fuck that.
    You'd love the food!

    It's just like England

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers98 View Post
    I weigh 37kilo. that thing is big as me

    Unless you are a child posting on dads laptop or anorexic I’m calling

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    Simply the best country in the world, bar none, everything considered . . . Does it have its negatives, of course . . . but as a whole it is brilliant.

    Too much to list here, but growing up there and going to Uni, working - couldn't imagine a better place, and that includes the Fatherland.


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    QLD is OK but its pretty much full of red-neck hillbillies and stoned surfer dudes and cuzzies.
    (I got in a taxi once at Burleigh Heads - in a suit - going to Bondy's Uni - and the driver proceeded to lecture me about how the Fed Govt had fucked rugby League - and it all started with Paul Keating. I think the [at][at][at][at] was taking the piss because I was going to a University).

    The chix aren't like neighbours more like housos but the poms love em.

    Why 95% of Australia is Empty-36349507802_0716-large-png

    Go to West Oz - harden up - get a tiger snake up ya trouser leg, get swooped by wedgetail eagles and shag an emu in Meekatharra, punch on in Ballidu, throw up in Margaret River after too much Voyager Estate.
    Dig up some iron awe and drink designer beer.

    You'll thank me later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ukan Kizmiaz View Post
    get a tiger snake up ya trouser leg
    Allow me to introduce Jackson Scott, my oldest friend in the world:

    Aussie snake bites Brit ‘Down Undargh!’




    A BRIT was bitten “down under” recently by a killer snake while answering a call of nature in the Aussie ‘bush’.



    The reptile sank its fangs into Jackson Scott’s testicle as he squatted in the dark.

    But when he begged best mate, Roddy Andrews to suck the venom out, his pal REFUSED.

    Instead, he drove Jackson on a 40-minute life-or-death dash to Hobart, Tasmania, where doctors gave him an antidote to the deadly tiger snake poison.
    Jackson, 29, a musician who hails from Glasgow, said: “I went into the garden at four in the morning after a night in the pub to save flushing the toilet, because water is precious in the ‘outback’.

    “Just as I finished and was about to tuck everything safely away, it bit me. I had my pants around my knees when I hobbled into Roddy’s bedroom. My heart was racing, and I was hallucinating.

    “Needless to say, Rod was not of a mind to suck out the poison.”

    Jackson, who’s on a year’s working holiday at the remote farm, added: “The doctors and nurses were very professional; they didn’t take the mickey out of me being bitten on my wedding tackle.” (TheSun)




    Aussie snake bites Brit ‘Down Undargh!’ - Guyana Chronicle
    Lang may yer lum reek...

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    its an interesting fact that VD did not exist until the 18th century and then the abbos only caught it off emus.

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    Having lived in both UK and Oz. No comparison, Oz wins hands down.

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    perhaps because a lot of it looks like this :
    Why 95% of Australia is Empty-bouliatobirdsville-4-jpg

    Don't think the lawn mower got much use ?
    Why 95% of Australia is Empty-bouliatobirdsville-8-jpg

    Somebody's garden setting, somewhere between Boulia and Birdsville
    Why 95% of Australia is Empty-bouliatobirdsville-10-jpg

    And it's a long way to the pub :
    Why 95% of Australia is Empty-bouliatobirdsville-12-jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikenot View Post
    And it's a long way to the pub :
    Why 95% of Australia is Empty-bouliatobirdsville-12-jpg
    And it would have to be a very long way to the next one to charge $25 for a Hahn's Superdry, which was my beer of choice when I lived in Perth and they were $12 a pint.

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    ^^Transport costs would be astronomical that far out, but yeah it's not cheap when you're that far from civilisation!

    I spent a night at that pub as a teenager, 10 of us on a King Air doing a crew change on our way from Brisbane to somewhere in the Simpson dessert stopped in Birdsville for fuel. The one and only guy that had the keys for all the re-fuelling gear had gone Camel shooting and hadn't come back yet, and as time ticked on it got too late to get in/out of where we were going before nightfall anyway so that was that till the next morning. Spent a small fortune getting blind on Bundy rum with the locals, had a great night.

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    612 baht for a pint sounds a bit better than 25 bucks or 14.13 pounds for some reason. You guys should adopt the THB, my round!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    Having lived in both UK and Oz. No comparison, Oz wins hands down.
    Lived in half a dozen countries. Traveled in around 45 at a guess.

    Australia is the best country I ever traveled and lived in. Italy is however a very close second due to the food, history, culture, football.

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    ^What was so good about Australia. Food? I wasn't in Australia very long, but I didn't think the food was spectacular... English food isn't either though.

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    You clearly went to the wrong places then. There is excellent cuisine, of many varieties, available in Oz. Not cheap though if you're comparing with Thailand, then again not expensive if you are comparing with the UK & US.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Poisonous racism
    Horrid heat floods, knee deep uin ruddy Poms, frizzy natives stoned on petrol glue or Christianity. White untravelled okkers sucking on s snubbyholder .
    Surely that's why they had bribe people or put them in chains.

    Obviously many gifted Australians Clive James, Germaine Greer who all saw what a stinking turd it was.

    Fortunately green, Bundy , slope operas ,enslavd Thai wives in teh Pollit mines, Chardonnay and Ales like Fooheys VD and Poopers keeps teh morons from escaping
    You could have picked Ian Frazer or Howard Florey rather than those two fucking idiots who spent most of there time outside of Australia and did fuck all for humanity, but your Australian knowledge matches your attempt at writing humour you boring plick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Australia looks like it is a great country to visit.

    Yes, and there are 26 million Australians there too.

    Fuck that.

    I'd rather chisel my dick off.
    So would we.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Let me guess - it's hot, dry and infertile.
    A bit like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    You clearly went to the wrong places then. There is excellent cuisine, of many varieties, available in Oz. Not cheap though if you're comparing with Thailand, then again not expensive if you are comparing with the UK & US.
    I don't think I spent a long enough time there actually. I can't judge a cuisine in a week, especially when my cousin's wife cooked some of the meals (and she is Japanese). I remember ordering fries and asked for ketchup and was looked at funny. I believe they call it 'sauce' and 'chips'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    So would we.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    A bit like you.
    Wow, the zingers are really flowing for you today.


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    Wannabes gonna wannabe.

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