From the 'Only in Australia' File #001

[David48atTD]

Happy Australia Day ...




Credit

[David48atTD]

[DrWilly]

[panama hat]

Voll-Krass

[malmomike77]

East Australian homes invaded by strange new visitors amid deluge - lawn prawns


“Lawn prawns” have taken over several homes in Australia’s east coast after heavy rains in the area forced the creatures to look for dry areas to seek shelter.


Small and dull brown in colour, the creatures are prawns that are found on land.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australia-flooding-homes-lawn-prawns-b2052857.html

[sabang]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them


straya

[Ukan Kizmiaz]

I had a mate whose aussie girlfriend did exactly the same thing a coupla weeks ago...

[David48atTD]

"They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them."

Lest we Forget

[David48atTD]

Woman 'stomped' on by kangaroo during attack at Gold Coast golf course

A woman in her 60s has been attacked by a female kangaroo while playing a round of golf at a Gold Coast course.



Key points:

• Paramedics were called to Arundel Hills Golf Club just after 9am on Friday
• They treated a 69-year-old woman for lacerations after a kangaroo attacked her
• She was taken to hospital in a stable condition

The 69-year-old was "stomped" and scratched by a large female kangaroo while on the fairway at Arundel Hills Golf Club just after 9am on Friday.
She suffered lacerations to her jaw, arms and legs, while sustaining soft tissue injuries to her head.

Woman '''stomped''' on by kangaroo during attack at Gold Coast golf course - ABC News

[Ukan Kizmiaz]

2022 Election update!


Dejected Liberal staffers gather for farewell desk wank

story here - https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/05/24/dejected-liberal-staffers-gather-for-farewell-desk-wank/

[DrWilly]

^ it’s satire

[Ukan Kizmiaz]

dead set?