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    ^ Indeed.

    Would have padded it a bit more, i was on a roll last night, but we had a bastard power cut and i had no internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    ^ Indeed.

    Would have padded it a bit more, i was on a roll last night, but we had a bastard power cut and i had no internet.
    Did my link work before the power cut, cos it works for me.

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    ^ The links working .......................



    ........unfortunately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    ^ The links working .......................



    ........unfortunately.

    You're welcome.

    There's more where that came from.

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    Ay up.

    Towreet?

    Love the sound?

    I love the sound of breaking glass
    Especially when I'm lonely
    I need the noises of destruction
    When there's nothing new
    Oh nothing new, sound of breaking glass
    I love the sound of breaking glass
    Deep into the night
    I love the sound of its condition
    Flying all around
    Oh all around, sound of breaking glass
    Nothing new, sound of breaking glass
    Oh all around, sound of breaking glass
    Nothin' new, sound of breakin' glass
    Safe at last sound of breaking glass
    I love the sound of breaking glass
    Deep into the night
    I love the work on it can do

    Oh change of mind
    Oh a change of mind
    Sound of breaking glass
    All around, sound of breaking glass
    Nothing new, sound of breaking glass
    Breaking glass, sound of breaking glass
    Sound of breaking glass
    Sound of breaking glass
    Sound of breaking glass
    Sound of breaking glass
    Sound of breaking glass
    Sound of breaking glass

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    Wellerman (Sea Shanty)

    Nathan Evans





    There once was a ship that put to sea
    The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
    The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
    Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum
    One day, when the tonguing is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    She'd not been two weeks from shore
    When down on her a right whale bore
    The captain called all hands and swore
    He'd take that whale in tow (huh)
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum
    One day, when the tonguing is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    Da-da-da-da-da
    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
    Before the boat had hit the water
    The whale's tail came up and caught her
    All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her
    When she dived down low (huh)…







    Warning: Be cautious if you are a fragile pink

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    Drunken Sailor

    The Irish Rovers





    What will we do with a drunken sailor?
    What will we do with a drunken sailor?
    What will we do with a drunken sailor?
    Early in the morning!
    Way hay and up she rises
    Way hay and up she rises
    Way hay and up she rises
    Early in the morning!
    Shave his belly with a rusty razor
    Shave his belly with a rusty razor
    Shave his belly with a rusty razor
    Early in the morning!
    Way hay and up she rises
    Way hay and up she rises
    Way hay and up she rises
    Early in the morning!
    Put him in a long boat till his sober
    Put him in a long boat till his sober
    Put him in a long boat till his sober
    Early in the morning!
    Way hay and up she rises
    Way hay and up she rises
    Way hay and up she rises
    Early in the morning!
    Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
    Stick him in a scupper with a…








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    Hope nobody's caught any disease from some other diseased up [at][at][at][at].

    They called me the Reverend when I entered the Church unstained;
    My employers have changed but the name has remained.

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    To an Englishmans ears.

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    Little by little.



    Bit by bit.

    Slowly but Shirley, the damned jocks keep losing credibility by infighting.

    And continually siding with the French.

    Simple is as simple does.


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    ^ 555 not heard that in a while, Maxi reminds me of a tweaker or an extra on TWD, Great band live tho.

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    Alright here in cuckoo fookoo land?

    For Your Pleasure

    Roxy Music





    For your pleasure
    In our present state
    Part false part true
    Like anything
    We present ourselves
    The words we use tumble
    All over your shoulder
    Gravel hard and loose
    There all night lying
    With your dark horse hiding
    Abhorring such extremes
    You're rubbing shoulders
    With the stars at night
    Shining so bright
    Getting older

    But you'll wake up soon
    And fight
    In the morning
    Things you worried about
    Last night
    Will seem lighter
    I hope things
    Will turn out right
    Old man
    Through every step a change
    You watch me walk away
    Tara Tara





    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR_SqG1NLrk





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    Got me a movie
    I want you to know
    Slicing up eyeballs
    I want you to know

    Girlie so groovy
    I want you to know
    Don't know about you
    But I am un chien andalusia

    I am un chien andalusia
    I am un chien andalusia
    I am un chien andalusia

    Wanna grow up to be
    Be a debaser
    (Debaser)
    Debaser
    (Debaser)
    Debaser
    (Debaser)

    Debaser
    (Debaser)
    Debaser
    (Debaser)
    Debaser
    (Debaser)

    Got me a movie
    Ah ha ha ho
    Slicing up eyeballs
    Ah ha ha ho

    Girlie so groovie
    Ah ha ha ho
    Don't know…

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    Friday.


    Celebrate.



    Or be a [at][at][at][at].




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    Curse me later.

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    You're welcome, withnall.

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    That fuker withers was previous yesters

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    Another Friday . Ball stroke posting in this one thread again

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    Up to him

    in the meantime


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    Happy evening, spot squeezers.


    The prelude to "going underground" by The Jam.?







    I'm filthy, I'm hungry
    I'm fed up to the teeth
    I'm very revolutionary
    I haven't washed in weeks
    You've seen me dancing topless
    And kipping on the beach
    I'm so bloody normal
    Yet I'm one of nature's freaks

    I think it would do more good to try
    And understand the other guy
    In the soft, grey squeeze
    As they mind the doors
    Like a sacrifice for the minotaur
    All together in the Blood Rush Hour!
    C'mon fish-face, you got the power!

    Then I went and got busted (yay)
    They say I'm maladjusted (he's a fool)
    I never can be trusted
    By anybody anymore, yay yay yay
    I got busted (yay)
    My own mother was disgusted (she's a fool)
    I got busted
    (By the Law)

    "'ello, 'ello, what's all this here?
    I'll trim your wellingtons for you my dear."
    I proceeded to plod at a porcupine pace
    When I spotted the accused and decided to give chase
    He blotted his copy book straight away
    'Cause as soon as he saw me, whoops, 'e was away
    Running like a rabbit, or a frisky poodle
    Blowing his trousers like a bugle

    Then I went and got busted (yay)
    They say I'm maladjusted (he's a fag)
    I never can be trusted
    By anybody anymore, yay yay yay
    I got busted (yay)
    My own mother was disgusted (she's a fag)
    I got busted
    (By the Law, by the Law, by the Law)
    Moo...moo...moo...


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    Let's ride the Bonzo's a bit.

    By a waterfall.

    Inspiration for Gabriel/ Genesis/



    Innes-Stanshall

    Eleven moustachioed daughters, running in a field of fat
    The moon is high, the mandrake screams
    Please come to our Sabbat
    The changeling children shiver, round the fire their mothers dance
    With strangely painted faces
    That smile but never laugh
    The crow-pecked gibbet's victim swings broken in his cage
    His hands cut down to make a crown
    To wear as our homage
    Round & round the magic ring soft figures fastly rush
    And wolf-like things & toads with wings whisper wetly
    "Come with us"

    The fresh-plucked eye of a favourite cat
    Pulped and mixed with a white hens fat
    A lapwings' wing and lions' gall
    And Belladonna to make your eyes
    Like a beasts
    To anoint the body and make it shine
    To drink & make thyself divine
    To choose another's form and make it thine

    And now they gibber blasphemy & fill the fetid air
    With ancient lies & leprous cries
    This night he will be there
    A madness has them, mouths gape wide
    As one they sway and moan, & every brutish face is turned
    To see our Goat-King's Throne

    (I don't remember too good, but I think John Wayne was in it)

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    Got a jab or two yet?

    To prove that you are now well adjusted to taking part in the next Human race?

    (Depending on which jab)


    How Sweet to Be an Idiot

    Neil Innes





    How sweet to be an Idiot,
    As harmless as a cloud,
    Too small to hide the sun
    Almost poking fun,
    At the warm but insecure untidy crowd.
    How sweet to be an idiot,
    And dip my brain in joy,
    Children laughing at my back,
    With no fear of attack,
    As much retaliation as a toy.
    How sweet to be an idiot, how sweet.

    I tiptoe down the street,
    Smile at everyone I meet,
    But suddenly a scream,
    Smashes through my dream,
    Fie fye foe fum,
    I smell the blood of an asylum,
    (Blood of an asylum,
    But mother I play so beautifully, listen. ha ha)
    Fie fye foe fum,
    I smell the blood of the asylum,
    Hey you, you're such a pedant,
    You got as much brain as a dead ant,
    As much imagination as a caravan sign.
    But I still love you, still love you,
    Oh how sweet to be an idiot,
    How sweet. how sweet. How sweet.














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