Thread: Friday rolls 'round again.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Friday night; filling me with dread and confusion since 2008

Still?

Thus it shall ever be.

Although it must be said that tonight's offerings have been fairly tame.

Here you go withnall.

Possibly the greatest ever live performance by any band ever?

hes like CINDERELLA

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Outrageousness beyond the pale of decency, BAN HIM! Ban the Withnall !!!

Friday.



What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?

I learned that Washington never told a lie.
I learned that soldiers seldom die.
I learned that everybody's free,
And that's what the teacher said to me.
Chorus
That's what I learned in school today,
That's what I learned in school.

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned that policemen are my friends.
I learned that justice never ends.
I learned that murderers die for their crimes
Even if we make a mistake sometimes.
Chorus

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned our Government must be strong;
It's always right and never wrong;
Our leaders are the finest men
And we elect them again and again.
Chorus

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned that war is not so bad;
I learned about the great ones we have had;
We fought in Germany and in France
And someday I might get my chance.

Superb guest appearance from tax.

Rock on Thomas.

What day is it?



Friday, came the reply. Are you full of wind?



A reflection on the misguided use of very good drugs?


Or a load of bollocks?

Another fortnight has passed, with only the one Friday in between.


This Friday, we kick off with a parody of the recent " Got talent" shite.

ABSOLUTE SHITE.

continuing the theme.



even the same TV show.

It is a miracle.



Miraculous you call it babe
You ain't seen nothing yet
They've got Pepsi in the Andes
Mcdonalds in Tibet
Yosemite's been turned into
A golf course for the Japs
The Dead Sea is alive with rap
Between the Tigris and Euphrates
There's a leisure centre now
They've got all kinds of sports
They've got Bermuda shorts
The had sex in Pennsylvania
A Brazilian grew a tree
A doctor in Manhattan
Saved a dying man for free
It's a miracle
Another miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And pressures of marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
We've got a warehouse of butter
We've got oceans of wine
We've got famine when we need it
Got a designer crime
We've got Mercedes
We've got Porsche
Ferrari and Rolls Royce
We've got a choice
She said meet me
In the Garden of Gethsemane my dear
The Lord said Peter I can see
Your house from here
An honest man
Finally reaped what he had sown
And farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan
It's a miracle
Another miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And pressures of marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
We cower in our shelters
With our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
Runs for years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theatre
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lids comes down
And break his fucking fingers
It's a miracle

nearly jumped off my balcony after that

time for something more upbeat

It is ear again.

The fucking barrel of laughs stored up for a week. Boozers lent.

Dunner werrit.

Fuckin love it when the old blokes give a lesson on ow ter do eet.

So get fucked.











Suggest yo lay low.

Osmonds?