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    Heart of Gold and a Knob of butter.

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    Heart of Gold and a Knob of butter.

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    As Robinson Crusoe said

    Long Good Friday

    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Heart of Gold and a Knob of butter.

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    Are you ready?
    Oh, it's been getting so hard
    Living with the things you do to me, aha
    My dreams are getting so strange
    I'd like to tell you everything I see
    Oh, I see a man at the back
    As a matter of fact, his eyes are as red as a sun
    And a girl in the corner, let no one ignore her
    'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
    Oh, yeah, it was like lightning
    Everybody was frightening
    And the music was soothing
    And they all started grooving
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    And the man at the back said
    Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
    And the girl in the corner said
    Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz
    I'm reaching out for something
    Touching nothing is all I ever do
    Oh, I softly call you over
    When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
    Now the man in the back
    Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
    And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner
    She could kill you with a wink of her eye
    Oh yeah, it was electric
    So frantically hectic
    And the band started leaving
    'Cause they all stopped breathing
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    And the man at the back said
    Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
    And the girl in the corner said
    Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz
    Oh yeah, it was like lightning
    Everybody was frightening
    And the music was soothing
    And they all started grooving
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    And the man at the back said
    Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
    And the girl in the corner said
    Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz
    Ooh, it's, it's a ballroom blitz
    It's, it's a ballroom blitz
    It's, it's a ballroom blitz
    Yeah, it's a ballroom blitz


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    Nice HD footage of the lads here, for all you Sweet lovers.


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    Friday night; filling me with dread and confusion since 2008

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    A birra Slade?

    Yam'll love this.

    Poor bastards had to travel up north to play this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Friday night; filling me with dread and confusion since 2008
    Fucking youth of today.

    All they can do is fritter their inheritance and then write about it.

    Somtamslap; emptying me of bread and jam since way before he was a famous and successful published writer with quids in the bank.




    Somtamslaps most loyalist supporter, with coffers so empty that the bones of granny rattle in the wind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Nice HD footage of the lads here, for all you Sweet lovers.
    Pure lyric masters they were

    I give you

    May the bridges I burn light my way

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    For Blue

    May the bridges I burn light my way

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    Nazareth.

    Made my willy dribble.

    In similar ilk, anybody remember pant spunking to Joe Walshes Rocky Mountain Way?


    Spent the last year
    Rocky Mountain way
    Couldn't get much higher
    Out to pasture
    Think it's safe to say
    Time to open fire

    And we don't need the ladies
    Cryin' 'cause the story's sad
    'Cause the Rocky Mountain way
    Is better than the way we had
    Whoa-oh-oh

    Well, he's tellin' us this
    And he's tellin' us that
    Changes it ev'ry day
    Says it doesn't matter
    Bases are loaded
    And Casey's at bat
    Playin' it play-by-play
    Time to change the batter

    And we don't need the ladies
    Cryin' 'cause the story's sad, uh huh
    Rocky Mountain way
    Is better than the way we had
    Yeah-ah-ah






    Ram Jam?

    Whoa, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)
    Whoa, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)
    Black Betty had a child (bam-ba-lam)
    The damn thing gone wild (bam-ba-lam)
    She said "I'm worryin' outta mind" (bam-ba-lam)
    The damn thing gone blind (bam-ba-lam)
    I said Oh, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)
    Whoa, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)
    Oh, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)
    Whoa, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)
    She really gets me high (bam-ba-lam)
    You know that's no lie (bam-ba-lam)
    She's so rock steady (bam-ba-lam)
    And she's always ready (bam-ba-lam)
    Whoa, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)
    Whoa, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)
    Whoa, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)
    Whoa, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)
    She's from Birmingham (bam-ba-lam)
    Way down in Alabam' (bam-ba-lam)
    Well, she's shakin' that thing (bam-ba-lam)
    Boy, she makes me sing (bam-ba-lam)
    Whoa, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)
    Whoa, Black Betty
    BAM-BA-LAM



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    I don't need you mama
    I just need your love
    I'm here for loving so take it
    While I'm good enough
    I just need your
    Love
    Seems I've waited longer than I've ever done
    My mind is getting evil and my body's numb
    Woman can I come?
    Woman can I come to you?
    'Cos I need your love
    Yes I need your love
    I don't need you mama
    I just need your love
    I'm here for loving so take it
    While I'm good enough
    I just need your
    Love
    Seems I've waited longer than I've ever done
    My mind is getting evil and my body's numb
    Woman can I come?
    Woman can I come to you?
    'Cos I need your love
    Yes I need your love


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    Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air
    And deep beneath the rolling waves in labyrinths of coral caves
    The echo of a distant tide
    Comes willowing across the sand
    And everything is green and submarine

    And no one showed us to the land
    And no one knows the where's or why's
    But something stirs and something tries
    And starts to climb towards the light

    Strangers passing in the street
    By chance two separate glances meet
    And I am you and what I see is me
    And do I take you by the hand
    And lead you through the land
    And help me understand the best I can
    And no one calls us to move on
    And no one forces down our eyes
    No one speaks
    And no one tries
    No one flies around the sun

    Cloudless every day you fall upon my waking eyes
    Inviting and inciting me to rise
    And through the window in the wall
    Come streaming in on sunlight wings
    A million bright ambassadors of morning

    And no one sings me lullabies
    And no one makes me close my eyes
    So I throw the windows wide
    And call to you across the sky.


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    Well it's ear again.

    And so another Friday rolls into town.

    Done anything since last Friday?

    Have a bit of a listen to this whilst you have a crisis. No need to do the whole album, but it is satrongly reccomended.


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    A bit of mullarky, dressed up as a navy lark.

    Heard a few, and sung a few versions of this, but this one tickled oi fancy.


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    Been here?


    "My Best Friend's Girl"

    you're always dancing down the street
    with your suede blue eyes
    and every new boy that you meet
    he doesn't know the real surprise

    here she comes again
    when she's dancing 'neath the starry sky
    she'll make you flip
    here she comes again
    when she's dancing 'neath the starry sky
    you kinda like the way she dips
    she's my best friend's girl
    she's my best friend's girl
    and she used to be mine

    you've got your nuclear boots
    and your drip dry glove
    and when you bite your lip


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    Let the good times roll.


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    Back in sunny Birmingham,
    Where the wogs outnumber us ten to one.
    Skinheads will bash them.
    Oh yeah. Skinheads will bash them.






    I fink the skins missed a few.

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    Are we on the air yet?

    "Evil Ways"
    You've got to change your evil ways... baby
    Before I stop loving you.
    You've go to change... baby
    And every word that I say, it's true.
    You've got me running and hiding
    All over town.
    You've got me sneaking and peeping
    And running you down
    This can't go on...
    Lord knows you got to change... baby.

    When I come home... baby
    My house is dark and my pots are cold
    You're hanging eround... baby
    With Jean and Joan and a who knows who
    I'm getting tired of waiting and fooling around
    I'll find somebody, who won't make me feel like a clown
    This can't go on...
    Lord knows you got to change

    May the bridges I burn light my way

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom
    Are we on the air yet?
    A jolly good evening to all the deaf people out there, and welcome to the Friday night Teakdoor freakathon.

    Thanks to our good friend lom for kicking off this evenings adventure into never neverland.

    Jackson can suck dick.


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