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    "Head"


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    Poor mans Oasis.


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    I need somebody
    (Help!) not just anybody
    (Help!) you know I need someone
    Help!
    I never needed anybody's help in any way
    But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured (but now these days are gone)
    (And now I find) Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors
    Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
    And I do appreciate you being 'round
    Help me get my feet back on the ground
    Won't you please, please help me?
    And now my life has changed in oh so many ways (and now my life has changed)
    My independence seems to vanish in the haze
    But every now and then I feel so insecure (I know that I)
    I know that I just need you like I've never done before

    Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
    And I do appreciate you being 'round
    Help me get my feet back on the ground
    Won't you please, please help me
    When I was younger, so much younger than today
    I never needed anybody's help in any way
    But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured (but now these days are gone)
    (And now I find) now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors
    Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
    And I do appreciate you being 'round
    Help me get my feet back on the ground
    Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, ooh

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    All the old paintings on the tombs
    They do the sand dance don't you know?
    If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
    They're falling down like a domino
    All the bazaar men by the Nile
    They got the money on a bet
    Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
    They snap their teeth on your cigarette
    Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
    (Whey oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
    Walk like an Egyptian
    The blonde waitresses take their trays
    They spin around and they cross the floor
    They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
    You drop your drink, then they bring you more
    All the school kids so sick of books
    They like the punk and the metal band
    When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
    They're walking like an Egyptian
    All the kids in the marketplace say
    (Whey oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
    Walk like an Egyptian

    Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
    Shift your arm then you pull it back
    Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
    So strike a pose on a Cadillac
    If you want to find all the cops
    They're hanging out in the donut shop
    They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
    They spin the clubs, cruise down the block
    All the Japanese with their yen
    The party boys call the Kremlin
    And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
    They walk the line like Egyptian
    All the cops in the donut shop say
    (Whey oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
    Walk like an Egyptian
    Walk like an Egyptian

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    Through no fault of our own, the day called Friers Day (from the old English when we used to boil everything to cook it, and the Bloody Romans popped a measure or two of hair oil into the pan) has once again reared its dog of both head.


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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Ay up plop pickers.

    Doom and gloom is once again banished to the wild side of life.

    Fry dee is ear agin.





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    whats in tonight’s menu, Withnall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Through no fault of our own, the day called Friers Day (from the old English when we used to boil everything to cook it, and the Bloody Romans popped a measure or two of hair oil into the pan) has once again reared its dog of both head.

    aaah, there you’d be!

    blaady good Album too!

    enjoy.

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    Rock it withnall!


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    Make few bones about it.



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    Bloody nice one.

    Had no idea wenches could do that kind of thing.
    Can she cook soup?

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    Go to bed you drunken bum

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    History is a consequence of steeped decision making



    Deja vu.




    Thought the decision had been made?

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    Sod you Jack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Go to bed you drunken bum
    All in good time.

    Prior to retirement for this evening i intend to get drunk.

    And post silly inconsequential tune slash tune

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    And why not? It worked for fish.

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    2 days till monday. yay

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    Eats ear.

    The era of the medicinal compound.

    Hark the herald angels sing.


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    Nice one Withers

    You due a trip to Bangkok soon?

    Just purchased Bogon Mansions 2.0. She is twice the size as the old one and got the interior designer to put a bar in. Hope you can come and Christen it.

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    Aye.

    Cheers Bogan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    Just purchased Bogon Mansions 2.0. She is twice the size as the old one and got the interior designer to put a bar in. Hope you can come and Christen it.
    Is this 'she' the Anal Obliterator 3000?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Is this 'she' the Anal Obliterator 3000?
    The 3500 actually. Latest upgrade.

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    Ay up.

    Quiz time.




    What day?





    Wat day.


    It's been about a year since eet went titties up.


    So ears one up fer the chinks.





    Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner bat man.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x41okLUCIWc



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