Areyou the same as the way you post

[mrsquirrel]

I am a pretty cynical guy. I have a dark outlook on life and say what I think to epople.

I represent myself pretty well on the forums.

Do you use the forums to make people believe you are something you are not.

Or is it really you?

[Goddess of Whatever]

Sometimes I reprents myself but sometimes I just pretend to be someone else it's fun though.

I don't want anyone knows me well hehehehe..

[dirtydog]

Well being handsome articulate and a damn good shag so the gals say of course i present myself truly and honestly

















Ok ok, i admit, im really an overweight bald dwarf with 1 leg and 1 arm















only kidding

[Marmite the Dog]

No. I'm actually funny in real life, and my knob's bigger on the internet.

[mrsquirrel]

See GoW made an interesting comment

The interent has allowed us to become who we want to be.

So DD why on earth are you still a diry old builder in Pataya? Or is that not really you and you really are a swauve and sofisticated guy living in the docklands back home.

[machangezi]

Can't say I well present myself on the forums. At times, when I'm pissed, I start fooking around and intentionally post shit to get a rise out of someone, especially KK and Marmers.

No offense darling but it's all fun.

[mrsquirrel]

I would hope not Macha otherwise you would be a bigger [at][at][at][at] than all of us put together.

[dirtydog]

See GoW made an interesting comment

The interent has allowed us to become who we want to be.

So DD why on earth are you still a diry old builder in Pataya? Or is that not really you and you really are a swauve and sofisticated guy living in the docklands back home.

niether of those are me, im the dirty, not quite old builder in jomtien, i think the one in the docklands must be ginger haired harry

I got to admit though I was thinking of putting a couple more inches on me knob size for the internet though, hell by the time the gals know i was lyeing it would be a bit too late then wouldn't it

Anyway any gals out there want to meet a guy with a 10 inch knob

[machangezi]

I'm a whole different story in real life!

[mrsquirrel]

Like the jungle book or peter pan?

[Goddess of Whatever]

10 inch??????

hmmm.. not sure if it's bigger or smaller than the one I met.

[machangezi]

^^ None of them!

^ 10 inches might disrupt your digestive sys! Are you gagging for 10ish?

[dirtydog]

don't you measure them then gow? I keep a tape measure in both my truck and car

[Goddess of Whatever]

actually, i never measure one.

[dirtydog]

Im good at measuring things gow cos we charge by the meter so it's always a little bit bigger than the tape says

[machangezi]

An inch tape would help! Perhaps takin it deep up the ringer might help know the size. Right GoW?

[Goddess of Whatever]

That would work for you, Macha.

Hmmm maybe I would measure yours by Vernier or Micrometer hehehehe..

[MeMock]

I am what I post, although slight exaggeration is known to happen from time to time.

[hirondelle]

I am three dimensional irl and composed of flesh and blood rather than l-e-t-t-e-r-s, and to be serious a moment - like goddess I am often just like this, 'cept of course when I am being more so

[Marmite the Dog]

I would hope not Macha otherwise you would be a bigger **** than all of us put together.

Funnily enough....

[Bovine]

I'm a hot lil bitch in real........ same as on internet.....


(doggy, you said you add a couple of inches !!!!! hmmmmm I think you added 4 tsk tsk) :P

[machangezi]

GoW: Vernier Cal.'s used to measure the circum darling, not the length! I might be needing one to to check the diameter of your ringer!!! LOL!

[Goddess of Whatever]

I know Macha, it's used to measure the circum.. You didn't get what I said.

I mean yours is tooooooooooooooo small and short, the ruler or the scale tape must be to large scale to measure yours

Do you get it now?

[machangezi]

I'm trying. :?

[hillbilly]

Actually, i was bred, born and raised a true hillbilly!