Originally Posted by
DJ Pat
1. With your obvious hatred of the TEFL industry and malice toward this country, why have you returned?
2. Are you addicted to Thai girls?
3. Did you deliberately take a job at the UN / some US bank (or wherever) to get "one over" on the TEFL-ers?
4. Have you any Thai friends?
5. Do you get invited to parties here in Bangkok? Can you name a party at a recognised venue that you can prove you were invited to? (NOT networking events either)
6. When girls ask you if you're a teacher, how annoyed do you get?
7.Do you live in an apartment or one room accomadation? Do you have a good relationship with the locals?
8. Can you speak Thai? To what level?
9. Are you the kind of person who's too arrogant to learn Thai other than the usual polite "hello" and "how are you"
10. What was your girlfriend's friend's reaction when she introduced you to them? Did you smile and be polite or did you adopt a long, miserable face?
11. How long does it take to become a Thaiophile?
12. Would you say that becoming a Thaiophile is dependant on financial status?
13. Who do you consider the ultimate champion of Thaiophiles?
14. When you returned to Bournemouth, what did you tell your family? And what did you tell your Thai university mates?
15. How do you feel when you see a Thai person in public picking their nose but covering their mouth when using a toothpick?
16. Have / Do you ever socialise with people that you met via an online discussion forum?
17. Where did you purchase your work attire?
18. Does it annoy you when you are taken as a tourist despite having your namecard round your neck?
19. What about paying tax? How do you feel to be contributing to such a corrupt economy?
20. What Isaan places have you visited?
21. Was Pattaya your first place you visited in Thailand?
22. What Thai food turns your stomach?
23. What Thai food do you eat?
24. Whats your view on TEFL-ing African guys?
25. Do you find katoeys ever so tiresome?