Why are Thai bus stations filled with the scum of the earth, last couple of days I have been to 4 different scum filled bus stations and their blatant lies still amaze me.
First stop was the Pattaya bus station, I was absolutely stunned there, the staff that sell you the tickets always short change you, I mean it's a well known Pattaya fact, they have ripped off everyone I have ever known over the years, every single person has had to ask for their full change, so as per normal when the bitch gave me my change I didn't bother checking it and just kept my hand held out for the rest of it, did I feel stoopid when I realised she had made a mistake and given me my full change, maybe a look forward into the future of Thailand?
So off I goes to Morchit bus station in Bangkok, had to go there due to time restraints, I set off too late, anyway get to Morchit and my main concern is to have a cigerette, so there I am smoking away like a trooper surrounded by the great unwashed telling me what a great taxi deal they will do for me to take me to the Southern bus terminal in Bangkok, so as I got about 3 minutes of smoing time I payed the wasting their time game, yep for a bargain 200baht they would take me in their luxury taxi meter taxi that the meter didn't work on, hmmmm, time to walk to the meter taxi queue and just get the normal taxi, 105baht and I am at The southern bus terminal in Bangkok, what makes these foing idiots tick? If they spent as much time giving a good service rather than ripping people off they would make real good money and get repeat customers, why are so many Thais so scummy?
So get to Hat Yai, fok that coach was a piece of shite, 12 hours sat outside the foking toilet with a busload of Thais with stuff that had crawled up their arses then died all having a good old pony in there, the bus was so noisy there was no chance of sleep, so use the train, it may take a couple of hours longer but at least you got a door between you and the toilet door.
Hat Yai you get surrounded by the scum again, these scum are trying to sell you everything from bus trips to hotels rooms to their daughters, yep, pretty foking awful, anyway all I want is a mini bus ticket to Penang, so as the bus station is surrounded by these ticket agents I just go to the nearest one, this place was called RUNGRAT TRAVEL or something like that, 450baht for a mini bus ticket didn't seem too bad although one of the scum had followed me in pretending that he was sort of with me, I mean it was nearly 300baht a couple of years ago, so here I am sitting in Penang looking at this price list with mini buses to Hat Yai for 250baht, hmmmmmm, foking ****s the lot of them......................................
rungrat travel is right near where the bus stops before it goes into the bus station, it maybe called RUANGRAT, anyway it is the only one with a name like that so you know which rip off **** to avoid.