Americans that made it.

[fishlocker]

So, I'm planning a trip to Europe. The advise I've gotten so far is this.

Avoid footballers
Pickpockets
Red light districts
Irishmen, especially in pubs late at night
Gypsies and thieves
Travel agents
Trains planes and Automobiles
Watch the Sheep
They sneak up behind you
Avoid Bridges or the underpasses
Heads up in such places.

Any other advise would be appreciated.

Oh, no cold pizza, and watch the girl seving the poison.

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No sujects regarding :

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And that is just the nice part of town.

[hallelujah]

So, I'm planning a trip to Europe. The advise I've gotten so far is this.

Avoid footballers
Pickpockets
Red light districts
Irishmen, especially in pubs late at night
Gypsies and thieves
Travel agents
Trains planes and Automobiles
Watch the Sheep
They sneak up behind you
Avoid Bridges or the underpasses
Heads up in such places.

Any other advise would be appreciated.

Oh, no cold pizza, and watch the girl seving the poison.

When wouldn't you avoid such places?!?!??!

I can't help but imagine that its yet another excuse to post about yourself.

Is there something wrong with you?

[SKkin]

Watch the Sheep

[fishlocker]

So there I was alone and liking it when this little ticker tried picking a hole in my pocket.

Damn I thought, I've got a friend in Ben

[lom]

Any other advise would be appreciated.

When they ask, say that you are Canadian.

[fishlocker]

I get it Charles, because you lost! You loose. No gobstoppers. Candies, doughnuts. Loose. That's right, loose! .

[Since1996]

Don't go, it's not europe anymore but more like a colony of Yemen or some other shit hole.

[AntRobertson]

I can't help but imagine that its yet another excuse to post about yourself.

This.

[fishlocker]

I'm still taking my new found friend.
Shoot me, I'd think you might like him in your pocket.

[fishlocker]

Something is under my deck that I never met yet
Should I get the gun???
I'm serious it is making some nasty noise.
What say yee ant?

I think Ill just grab it the next time the lighting strikes.

That's what we do.You know.

[AntRobertson]

Babbling utter drunken shit stopped being 'cool' for most people around the age of 17 - 19.

[fishlocker]

Look Mrs, Ant.

Oh christ I should have worded that different.
I meant piss ant. Do you really think? Bet not!
And really? Who the hell are you, you you,yea you.

[fishlocker]

Hey, Mrs, piss ant, what have you to show for it all?
I just gave away a truck cooler than the car you are hinged on.
I got it like that.

[fishlocker]

Is this a piss contest?

You win.Charlie you win.

[fishlocker]

You win Charlie, you win, your a god damn genius, you win.

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So like I was saying.I found this mouse in my pocket.

[fishlocker]

I think I'll train him to be..


The ant raider!!

[fishlocker]

Yea, it's real.
What's that again

I've more classic car parts up my ass than you have ever held in your hand.
Ooooh shit I'm running out to the shed.

[hick]

I called

Europe is at critical capacity of american pissheads

door is closed until further notice

[Cujo]

[Cujo]

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[Cujo]

I tried to like JT back in the day because I think I thought I was supposed to. Just couldn't get there. Same with Neil Young.