Trouble in the big Durian

**kingwilly** · 13-08-2007, 10:26 AM

Just been informed by a mate. The Ibu-ibu (Indo version of the bouffant styled hairdo dragon woman in thailand) in my street have been stirring up trouble because I am 'living in sin' with a good muslim girl. The maid has been in on the act complaining to the self appointed moral guardians of my street. Moaning about cleaning up 3 or 4 condoms off the floor each morning and blah blah blah.

the Ibu's wanted to get head security to knock on my door and demand that we produce a marriage certificate or they'd report us to the landlord and the moral police ppl.

Unfortunately in Indonesia - this can get me into trouble!

First step is the fckn maid is gonna get the sack, (as politely as I can do it, cos she can still stir trouble, I dont need her anymore etc etc - here's a months wages - now fck off)

But what to do about the Ibu's in my street, the immediate neighbours are ok...

I think I might have to visit KSR for a fake marriage certificate!

And some Anthrax cookies for the next Ibu-ibu meeting!

**Dougal** · 13-08-2007, 11:11 AM

I would send her bibles in the post anonymously and report her to the religious police for converting to christianity.

**slimboyfat** · 13-08-2007, 11:13 AM

i thought ibu meant mother?

**slimboyfat** · 13-08-2007, 11:14 AM

go back to your thai bird

was the thai bird yours or mrT's?

**panama hat** · 13-08-2007, 11:16 AM

It's illegal in Malaysia as well . . . the friendly face of Islam . . . placing full trust in their followers to make adult decisions . . .

**kingwilly** · 13-08-2007, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

i thought ibu meant mother?

it does, but ibu-ibu means a congregation of mothers .....

**kingwilly** · 13-08-2007, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

go back to your thai bird

was the thai bird yours or mrT's?

jeez i think i have enough drama's without bringing her back into the picture!

leave mrt T out of this - he's a fine upstanding man!

**Sir Burr** · 13-08-2007, 11:20 AM

So the collective noun for mothers is a "congregation"?
I always thought it was a "murder" of mothers.

**Troubled** · 13-08-2007, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

. Moaning about cleaning up 3 or 4 condoms off the floor each morning and blah blah blah.

So how long have the friends and family been staying with you?

**kingwilly** · 13-08-2007, 12:08 PM

So the collective noun for mothers is a "congregation"?
I always thought it was a "murder" of mothers.

maybe you are right!

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Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

. Moaning about cleaning up 3 or 4 condoms off the floor each morning and blah blah blah.

So how long have the friends and family been staying with you?

this is the whole point - the biatch is a liar!

watterinja · 13-08-2007, 12:08 PM

Why not set up your squeeze in a 'safe house' away from prying eyes.

What on earth to the local men do in such situations? They can't marry all their mistresses.

**Begbie** · 13-08-2007, 12:13 PM

Get rid of the mad and buy a maid's outfit for your girlfriend. Problem solved.

**kingwilly** · 13-08-2007, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by Begbie

Get rid of the mad and buy a maid's outfit for your girlfriend. Problem solved.

Sterling Idea young man, greens on yer way!

**panama hat** · 13-08-2007, 12:19 PM

I was on a business trip in Malaysia last week and did some domestic flying . . . the Malay language is quite cute, so much easier than Thai.

Singular is xxxx and plural is xxxx-xxxx . . . and no grammar to hassle you with.

**Sir Burr** · 13-08-2007, 12:23 PM

^
Yeah, it's a very "Me Tarzan, you Jane" kinda language.

**peterpan** · 13-08-2007, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

because I am 'living in sin' with a good muslim girl.

I say cut off his balls !

**Sir Burr** · 13-08-2007, 12:39 PM

Either that, or convert and change an anteater into a German helmet.

**kingwilly** · 13-08-2007, 12:58 PM

Bit of a crap situation! Perhaps you outta think about getting a marriage certificate to shut them up. As I understand it there is several levels of marriage in muslim Indonesia - quite a number of Arab gentlemen come to indo and get married for a few weeks.........

effectively a license to sleep together, nought much more !

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Either that, or convert and change an anteater into a German helmet.

huh?

**Sir Burr** · 13-08-2007, 01:19 PM

^
Ahem......circumcision.

**slimboyfat** · 13-08-2007, 01:46 PM

^^ mrT gets a red from me for giving advice to KW

**ChiangMai noon** · 13-08-2007, 01:48 PM

^
got one from me for the same reason.
what a cock.

**slimboyfat** · 13-08-2007, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^
got one from me for the same reason.
what a cock.

you get a green for that

**kingwilly** · 13-08-2007, 03:05 PM

You 2 ave pathetic! this is a serious situation!

**slimboyfat** · 13-08-2007, 03:11 PM

yes it is. you are a schizo.

both of you

**kingwilly** · 13-08-2007, 03:23 PM

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