Fun with an M-16 but not with the masseur

**colourful-era** · 05-12-2005, 08:53 PM

Well I'm in Phnom Penh at the moment for a visa run / holiday - good to get out of Bangkok to an even more fucked up place.

did the tourist thing of firing an M -16 today - cool as fuck - I was quite glad though when the bullets ran out (25) as it was a bit of a mean fucker.

That was fun , did it on the way to the killing fields site - sinister stuff.

anyway , my romp with a nice Cambodian girl wasn't so much fun .

found a parlour and went upstairs with a nice cutie thinking 'this is more like it ' - but once I was naked she moved aside for some toothless blind guy who was the real massuer. Well I just had to politely decline really - what a fucking joke - why have 2 sexy Cambodian girls pulling the punters in ?

oh well , I guess Bangkok's better for that sort of nonsense.

I am getting bitten to fuck in this open air cyber cafe by a lake so I'm off.

**aging one** · 06-12-2005, 08:15 PM

I am holding on to the arms of my chair, falling out from laughing. The whole post was wonderful. Made my evening.

**colourful-era** · 08-12-2005, 10:54 AM

thanks, glad someone liked it - back to the civilisation of Bangkok now - crossing from Poipet to Thailand was not much fun it has to be said.

I did find a decent massage in the end - not a naughty one but a more traditional Khmer massage where the girl kind of stands on you etc...

I think maybe Vietnam for my next visa run though I've heard it's not so great there?

**dirtydog** · 08-12-2005, 12:02 PM

ce, I cant pm as I am having to use a proxy server.

**dirtydog** · 08-12-2005, 12:03 PM

but try soi diana inn, all around that area are the cheaper hotels.

**colourful-era** · 08-12-2005, 12:09 PM

ok, thanks dog

**Marmite the Dog** · 08-12-2005, 01:54 PM

Try one of those cheap flights to Hanoi, CE. I've heard Hanoi is much nicer than Saigon. That being said, the western food is better there than in Bangkok.

**njdesi** · 09-12-2005, 09:39 AM

Thanks for the post ce. Never sampled the nightlife in Cambodia. If you do get more involved, make sure to be protected. Ignoring the inflated NGO figures, assume a 25% HIV infection rate in the nightlife industry.

**colourful-era** · 09-12-2005, 02:35 PM

no worries about that as I didn't bother with any whores there - it all just seemed a bit too grim for that , just spent my cash on 30 seconds 'power thrill' with a machine gun - anywhere in Bangkok you can do that?

**dirtydog** · 09-12-2005, 02:58 PM

I was in some Cambodian border town a while back, it had wooden shacks that my staff would refuse to live in, the one with the gals in was about 8 foot by 8 foot, they tried to entice me into there, but it was as ce says just a bit too grim.

**Torbek** · 11-12-2005, 02:21 AM

Originally Posted by colourful-era

I think maybe Vietnam for my next visa run though I've heard it's not so great there?

Trouble is you need a visa to go to Vietnam...THB 2,000 or 3,000 - can't remember...and takes four days to get it, so it is not the most practical place for a visa run!

**colourful-era** · 11-12-2005, 12:11 PM

is it true that they're fairly sour in Saigon - unfriendly I mean -?

or is this just a myth -

any good for doing Tefl there?

**Fabian** · 13-12-2005, 07:22 PM

Too grim for dirtydog? Now that must be really horrible!

**colourful-era** · 13-12-2005, 11:37 PM

too grim for me as well and I like a bit of rough skank! (although they need to be attractive obviously)

**dirtydog** · 14-12-2005, 12:22 AM

actually i was refering to the place where they wanted to sexually abuse me, the gals were nice

**colourful-era** · 14-12-2005, 06:35 PM

so was I - I mean the girls look nice enough -

**Professorfart** · 29-12-2005, 10:48 PM

I wouldn't bother with Saigon for a Visa Run either. Funny bunch the Vietnamese. Its a nice enough city for a three or four day biff around in but any more than that and I'd be going a little bananas.

**sityparamount** · 05-10-2007, 11:55 PM

I did the AK47,all good fun.

**Begbie** · 06-10-2007, 07:43 AM

Heard this story from two guys who did the firing range thing in Beijing some time ago.

They fired off the AK47 and got a bit bored so they moved on to an RPG. The target was a small hut. On being fired the RPG bounced off the roof of the hut and shot across the back wall of the range. It landed in a house over the road, which caught fire. There followed a very quick exit from the firing range

**kingwilly** · 06-10-2007, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by sityparamount

I did the AK47,all good fun.

if yer gonna bump a thread that is two years old at least add a little more than one line to it!

**Begbie** · 06-10-2007, 08:01 AM

KW have you no manners ? We can't have newbies like yourself slagging off more important posters.

**kingwilly** · 06-10-2007, 08:10 AM

^ oops, my bad!

**sityparamount** · 06-10-2007, 12:40 PM

Small Penis big attitude.

**colourful-era** · 06-10-2007, 08:17 PM

2 years old already this thread! -

doesn't seem it - never made it to Vietnam in the end but am planning on going there either next month or December - much more likely this time round.

**DrAndy** · 06-10-2007, 11:04 PM

careful ce, Hanoi is cold in the winter!!

mind you, it is more interesting than HCMin

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