Thankfully not all my customers are demented Carpentry fetish-ists... nor 300 pounds and far from a wash. I have noticed that some of the regular Posters have repeated ask for pictures (documentation or wanking???). Sorry about the quality I am neither rich enough for a good camera, nor skilled in photography enough to use an overpriced camera.
This same woman was in to get a corset piercing on her back a short while ago. I will post it for those in need of a tug, as soon as I can figure out how (to post the picture... I have figured out the tugging part).