Thread: Intercepted letter from danbo's missus

Dear danbo

I love you and I miss you too much. my friend bar say you old man look same
same monkey but I know you hansum man I have problem I write you before
that buffalo me sick Now it die Fall down and dead in middle rice field.
Bad fortune when it fall it fall on papa and break leg he three place Now
he not work Brother me make stretcher bamboo he take from roof house Roof
come down and rain in house He take papa to hospital motorcycle Have big
accident when he come home hit police car Police say brother me blame
Police say he pay big money. not worry darling motorcycle OK but Police car
bad broken Bad luck make Mama heart problem. Doctor say she must triple
by-pass. I no understand but brother say you understand.

You know darling I only work in bar and not go with man I wait for you come
back Bangkok but if you no help me I fuck many many many many many farang
get pay bills money.

Old people my village say you responsible if you send money me before buy
medicine sick buffalo then it no die papa no break leg house have roof
brother no ride into police car Mama no have heart problem.

Please send me 200,000 baht for my bank. Papa fix 10,000 new roof 30,000,
new police car 100,000, mama fix 50,000. I take off 2,000 baht for sell
buffalo meat but me have to pay more hospital bill for 24 people have
problem eat contaminated meat 12,000 baht. I not know money England but my
brother me say me it 71.2424 mid-market rate close of trading yesterday
This means you send me 10,000 your pound


I love you darling

Noi

Danbo teerak,

Is not what you think. I love only you, I no see other guy.
But telephone no work, you no send me money pay bill. Phone outside vely expensive, you know?
I no money.
I no stay with mom now, you cannot phone me until you send money.

I back in bar, money finished. Only serve beer the customer, no go with him.
I miss you!

Danbo, you loss my bank no? 357-9387653

I love you,
Noi

sroller & gow - how u get my girlfiends private letters to me !>?

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

Dear danbo...... my friend bar say you old man look same same monkey.....

If it wasn't for the accuracy of this statement GoW, you'd find yourself up in court on a charge of libel.

^ I think she was refering to your shoes, danbo..

Why would GOW be intercepting Danbo's mail unless she was jealous of his missus?

Hmmmm

Neioghbours everybody needs good neeeeeeiiiighbours dum dum dee dum dee dum

perhaps Mrs Danbo sent the letter out as a mass mailing - and GoW was accidently included amoung the 3700 farang names.

^It's always a dead give away when the letter's typed and your name has been written in pen in the blank space after 'Dear'.....I never fall for those ones.

Why would GOW be intercepting Danbo's mail

She stands outside my front door dressed as a letter box - drives me mad.

what is this thread all about?

It's about me - how wonderful I am, stuff like that......that's how I'm reading it anyhows.....

Originally Posted by danbo

^She stands outside my front door dressed as a letter box - drives me mad.

Which leads to the more interesting question about where you insert the letter.

That is our top secret, Ken. I really want to tell you but danbo repeated to me again and again that I can't tell anyone so.. Oh one thing, he's not the one who inserted the letter, it's me who did that!

You are naughty.

I learnt some (naughty) from you guys.



So, no wonder.

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

That is our top secret, Ken. I really want to tell you but danbo repeated to me again and again that I can't tell anyone so.. Oh one thing, he's not the one who inserted the letter, it's me who did that!

Thank you GOW. Now I have a visual image of postal workers that tops all of my previous fantasies about librarians.