Steak and Blow Job Day

**Dougal** · 02-03-2006, 10:04 PM

Yes, mark March 20th in your calendar because it's Steak and Blow Job Day.

http://steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net/

If you haven't been celebrating it before start now.

Sod the cards and flowers this day is for the more down to earth.

**dirtydog** · 02-03-2006, 10:08 PM

Celebrate March 20th - Steak And Blowjob Day

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Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs.

**NickA** · 02-03-2006, 10:17 PM

Stupid conts, this needs to be done 3 times a week minimum, not once a year.

Now the wifes gonna have an excuse - "Not until S&B day, big boy!"

Does the wife have to do both, or could she just cook the steak whilst I get the other from the neighbours fish.

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 02-03-2006, 11:14 PM

I don't eat steak...

**William** · 02-03-2006, 11:50 PM

Wally, looking at your AV the girls aint much into the BJs either

**Fabian** · 03-03-2006, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by NickA

Does the wife have to do both, or could she just cook the steak whilst I get the other from the neighbours fish.

Stupid question, how could she cook a steak and give you a blowjob at the same time?

**Dougal** · 03-03-2006, 03:24 AM

She has to do both Fabian, otherwise you risk this sort of accident.

Sex and Pancakes Don't Mix
A couple in Romania both visited the hospital after an experiment in sex and cooking went awry. The woman was giving her partner oral sex while he made pancakes. He spilled hot oil down her back, and she involuntarily bit down, which caused him to hit her with the frying pan. She was admitted with burns from the oil and a head injury from the pan. He underwent 4 hours of surgery to repair the damage her teeth had done to his penis. It was the second such incident reported in Romania in two years.
(Ananova, April 19, 2002)

**in4zip** · 03-03-2006, 06:24 AM

Originally Posted by Fabian

Originally Posted by NickA

Does the wife have to do both, or could she just cook the steak whilst I get the other from the neighbours fish.

Stupid question, how could she cook a steak and give you a blowjob at the same time?

that would be ok if you have a normal squeeze, mine's a bit (read very) clumbsy so she'd prolly overturn whatever she's cooking the lump of meat in straight onto my bared salsich... if ya know what i mean

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