Sensible joins the fight against crime.

**Captain Sensible** · 22-02-2006, 06:57 PM

Yes folks, The ol' Cap heard that there was a bit of work teaching down at the Phahol Yothip Nick so after school today I took myself down there to have a chat with the Superintendent. I wore my police motorcycle helmet because I thought it would give me an edge.
Anyway, to cut a long story short I have my second interview on Friday and I fully expect to get the job paying 500 baht per hour negotiable teaching English and Internet skills.
I have already started on a few lesson plans that deal with some of the lingo that the old boys in brown will need.

1. Stop or I will shoot.
2. I mean it.
3. That will be 2000 baht or you are coming with me.

and

4. But I havent got a brother.

All Sensible English lessons designed to help the police with their enquiries. I could tell you more but I am sure that you wll understand that a lot of what I will be dealing with will be highly confidential.
I imagine that I will be seconded to work with the undercover boys so at least I will be able to get my hands on some decent xxxxx.

All that and I aint even graduated from teecha skool yet.

Good init?

**ChiangMai noon** · 22-02-2006, 07:00 PM

Oh lordy.

**MeMock** · 22-02-2006, 07:04 PM

Well at least when i hear a copper yell at me:

'oi you, yes you cobber, strike a light mate - quit throwing ya pie wrapper on the ground. Now hit the frog and toad will ya' then I'll know he was one of your students!

**Dougal** · 22-02-2006, 07:16 PM

Cap,

You forgot -

Sawasdee khrap, sawasdee khrap, sawasdee khrap, what's going on 'ere then?

**hillbilly** · 22-02-2006, 07:16 PM

CS, got the t-shirt and dun wore it out.

One needs to pay attention, remember TIT...

**aging one** · 22-02-2006, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

All Sensible English lessons designed to help the police with their enquiries. I could tell you more but I am sure that you wll understand that a lot of what I will be dealing with will be highly confidential. I imagine that I will be seconded to work with the undercover boys so at least I will be able to get my hands on some decent xxxxx. All that and I aint even graduated from teecha skool yet.

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

All Sensible English lessons designed to help the police with their enquiries. I could tell you more but I am sure that you wll understand that a lot of what I will be dealing with will be highly confidential. I imagine that I will be seconded to work with the undercover boys so at least I will be able to get my hands on some decent xxxxx. All that and I aint even graduated from teecha skool yet.

Now, nobody knows!!!

Damn why are there two posts.

**dirtydog** · 22-02-2006, 07:24 PM

I think you should teach them clint eastwood lingo, " this is a .357 magnum, the most powerful hand gun in the world, now punk, what your wondering is did i fire 5 shots or 6 shots? make my day punk" although the .454 casul is more powerful and they are only allowed up to .38 or 9mm.

**Mhz** · 22-02-2006, 07:31 PM

Just teach them how to shoot and thats it for surviving out here.

**aging one** · 22-02-2006, 07:45 PM

Gonzo style like Robin Williams in Good Morning America.

**machangezi** · 22-02-2006, 10:00 PM

Cap just tell the buggers its "street" not "satreet".

**Captain Sensible** · 22-02-2006, 11:51 PM

Macha, I will be working Thanom Five Oh.

**hooter** · 23-02-2006, 12:47 AM

Good luck for the 2nd interview Cap, this could be hilarious.

**Captain Sensible** · 24-02-2006, 05:29 PM

Right. Now I cant give too much detail as I will be working with the undercover boys from next Tuesday and we have some very sensitive ongoing operations about which, I am yet to be briefed.
I am starting work on the lesson plans now and I am sure you will understand that I can disclose no details on the net. That said, I can say that I shall be giving the boys a pretty good work out on their verb usage.

It is quite exciting actually coz I have been warned to expect to be called out for emergency hostage negotiations, amongst other grizzly situations and my undercover nik is Captain Kaphom.

I refused to wear a sidearm and the Superintendent lead his men in a round of applause for my bravery. Then we had those nice egg and cucumber sandwiches.

It is my earnest hope that all of you feel just that bit safer in your beds at night (or day if you do shiftwork) knowing that Captain Kaphom is on the streets working against those naughty criminals.

It is my duty.

**Mhz** · 24-02-2006, 05:32 PM

Hey cap what would you do in a situation where someone has taken a young beautiful girl hostage and asks for the cap to negotiate???

**Captain Sensible** · 24-02-2006, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Mhz

Hey cap what would you do in a situation where someone has taken a young beautiful girl hostage and asks for the cap to negotiate???

That is a tough one Mhz but I think my protective instincts would kick in and I would run like hell.

**Mhz** · 24-02-2006, 05:45 PM

LOL......but I feel pitty for the young girl anyways see my signature.hahahahaha.

**Captain Sensible** · 24-02-2006, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Mhz

LOL......but I feel pitty for the young girl anyways see my signature.hahahahaha.

Well this is it. There are so many beautiful young gals asking for me to negotiate with them that I get a little blasse (sp blah-zay).
To be honest, I am sure that I would rise to the occasion Mhz. I am Captain Kaphom after all. I cant let my buddies down.

**Mhz** · 24-02-2006, 05:51 PM

Thats the spirit cap.You should be a model for the masses.

**Captain Sensible** · 24-02-2006, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Mhz

Thats the spirit cap.You should be a model for the masses.

Kaphom.

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