Thread: Thai television and the language.

Have you ever thrown a dead fish into the toilet bowl only to see it spring back into life? I haven't, but I would like it to happen as it would provide quite a nice opening line to pretty ladies in nice dresses.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I don't watch TV at all now that I have a GF with a brain. Most refreshing.

Oooops! Mum warned me about those GF's

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

I had a goldfish once. His name was Blinky. He got eaten at a party though.

I had a pet quiche called Harold.....Same same.

I also once had a quiche that turned out to be a goldfish, but I blame the mushrooms for that..

What with the disortion caused by the water and aquarium glass, I suspect that goldfish have a very distorted view of the world.....It's hardly surprising that they have never never been major players on the world stage. Cows though have no such problem. It really can't be a coincidence that they now form the backbone of most white-collar industries....But that doesn't explain why sheep mainly work in the service sector and goats, unpalatable as the fact may be, are generally considered unreliable and are to be mainly found providing manual labour. The obvious scapegoat (NPI) are the pigs, but just because they excel in local goverment administration I think it unfair to place all of the responsibility on them; after all, no one picks on ducks because of their athletic prowess....well the mice do, but they're all mental.

Thanks danbo, I was sitting at home thinking about how strange people are and how could I find an entry into a thread to talk about my fiance'.
This is perfect, and I totally agree Wally watched too much TV!

Anyway, back to the GF, no wait, let me tell you about my fiance first.

It's raining outside and she has just set off for the shop to buy my 'jok' and 'gaffe yen' after searching around for a non existent umbrella I helped her find a suitable piece of protective newspaper to use in place of an umbrella.

I smiled as she walked away with the newspaper over her head, silly girl that she is, it's not raining inside our appartment nor in the lift she was about to get in.

You don't get that kind of fun from a goldfish.......Wally on the otter hand....

Are all the mice really mental? The way I see it, it is easy to point the finger and aportion blame but in calling them mental surely you are not only accusing them but at the same time givng them a perfect defense. Diminished responsability.
I blame the ducks.

I think the lot of you are nuts.








But bloody funny as well.

Originally Posted by MeMock

I think the lot of you are nuts.








But bloody funny as well.

I was wondering when someone would bring Mrs Q into this.

caterpillars, goldfish, sheep, goats , pigs, fiances, otters, ducks and now a bloody Quirrel

Originally Posted by DrAndy

caterpillars, goldfish, sheep, goats , pigs, fiances, otters, ducks and now a bloody Quirrel

Yep! All on Thai TV as well. All designed to improve our Thai language skills.
Cunningly clever.

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Originally Posted by DrAndy

caterpillars, goldfish, sheep, goats , pigs, fiances, otters, ducks and now a bloody Quirrel

Yep! All on Thai TV as well. All designed to improve our Thai language skills.
Cunningly clever.

That would be..nawn-pee-seua, pla tawng, ge, pe, moo, koo-man, naak, pet, gra rawk