Thread: How is your 2006 going?

Originally Posted by Harry

Early indications suggest that 2006 may very well be a bad year - the highlight of my miserable little life so far is the weekly possibility of winning the spiralling Euromillions Jackpot. How is your 2006 going?


On a lighter note however, a CV has just landed on my desk. She's applying for the role of a Systems Administrator here. I'm gonna have some difficulty NOT asking her during the interview, 'just what are you willing to do to get this job', Helen? She looks fit to me.

Best prepare yourself for the worst Harry, the jackpot's likely to be won by a toothless old Estonian peasant who will use her winnings to buy another donkey to help bring in the firewood, ready for next winter when the Russkies turn off the gas!!

Originally Posted by dirtydog

her hair is nearly ginger aswell, although she probably dont like fat guys like you harry

i suppose ditydog thinks it's funny to take the piss out of fat ppl. for your information, lots of ladies find large gentlemen like myself attractive.


i've just seen a cormorant eating an eel down by tower bridge, more bad omens for 2006 i think *quivers lips*

Originally Posted by Harry

i've just seen a cormorant eating an eel down by tower bridge

Were you looking for a shag?

Originally Posted by Dougal

Originally Posted by Harry

i've just seen a cormorant eating an eel down by tower bridge

Were you looking for a shag?

No but I was thinking about one after seeing that candidates CV. She'll be in tomorrow & I get first crack at her.

*presses RSPB id badge hard up against monitor*

Originally Posted by Harry

Early indications suggest that 2006 may very well be a bad year - the highlight of my miserable little life so far is the weekly possibility of winning the spiralling Euromillions Jackpot. How is your 2006 going?


On a lighter note however, a CV has just landed on my desk. She's applying for the role of a Systems Administrator here. I'm gonna have some difficulty NOT asking her during the interview, 'just what are you willing to do to get this job', Helen? She looks fit to me.

HP you naughty naughty boy. Job wouldn't be for an IT manager would it?...

Originally Posted by laoshi

Originally Posted by Harry

HP you naughty naughty boy. Job wouldn't be for an IT manager would it?...

I would never take advantage of my position (such that it is), well not that in that way anyway *winks*

Helen (real name witheld) was the only female applicant for a websphere systems admin. support role. i enjoyed doing my 35 minute technical interview of the lady, she was bubbly, talkative, confident & most importantly... knew what she was talking about. As far as I was concerned it's between her & one otter candidate, but I was only one of 4 ppl. who did the interviewing so someone higher up will make the final decision.

Valentines day rapidly approaching (my birthday just in case any of you had forgot), hopefully that'll prove a turning point in what up until know has been a poor start to 2006.

I've decided to rename 2006 the year of the Otter, in the hope that something nice will happen

Q: How is your 2006 going?

A: fast