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    The Chat Room.

    I dont use it much but it seems that we cant get bloody Dougal out of there. I thought how can he spend so much time in a chat room on his own and then it dawned on me. Dougal is having cyber sex with Karen. Tell me Dougal, what is she really like as a person? I know that she didnt seem to be offended when I called her a slut but what is she really like?

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    Hmm.. interesting! I'll have a look.

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    I have chatted with her once she told me she needed a dildo and asked me what I was wearing.

    Last visit for me.

    In the meantime Dougal must be having a lot of fun....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    I dont use it much but it seems that we cant get bloody Dougal out of there. I thought how can he spend so much time in a chat room on his own and then it dawned on me. Dougal is having cyber sex with Karen. Tell me Dougal, what is she really like as a person? I know that she didnt seem to be offended when I called her a slut but what is she really like?
    errr, cybersex, does it matter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    I dont use it much but it seems that we cant get bloody Dougal out of there. I thought how can he spend so much time in a chat room on his own and then it dawned on me. Dougal is having cyber sex with Karen. Tell me Dougal, what is she really like as a person? I know that she didnt seem to be offended when I called her a slut but what is she really like?
    errr, cybersex, does it matter?
    Errrr........whats up doc?


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    I love Karen

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    Dougal is there but he's very quiet. I was there with MeMock but Karen interupted all of the time, I can't stand anymore then leave!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    I dont use it much but it seems that we cant get bloody Dougal out of there. I thought how can he spend so much time in a chat room on his own and then it dawned on me. Dougal is having cyber sex with Karen. Tell me Dougal, what is she really like as a person? I know that she didnt seem to be offended when I called her a slut but what is she really like?
    errr, cybersex, does it matter?
    Errrr........whats up doc?

    Is that the dildo you were talking about GoW? it's a carrot, honest

    and Cap, don't change the subject, esp as you found a pic of me


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    karen is locked into one room so you can use the other rooms

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    Karen must have taken a greater fancy to me than I thought, because I was in out a couple of times last night for just a few minutes.

    I have to admit I was intrigued by her apparent intellectual abilities so I tried to draw her out by discussing Proust's A la recherche du temps perdu but she seemed strangely distant. And her views on Nietzsche are absolutely Philistine.
    Perhaps I am being too cerebral, but I have always fanatasised about beauty with brains since I read Woody Allen's 'The Whore of MENSA'
    I shall try being more Neandertal next time.
    Lord, deliver us from e-mail.

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    Nice Retort dougal, I am waiting for the transcripts of the talk!!

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    [Karen] 1:07 pm: Hi there Dougal. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What did you do today?
    [Dougal] 1:08 pm: How has your day been?
    [Karen] 1:08 pm: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you believe in god?
    [Dougal] 1:09 pm: Only it helps me get a girl's knickers off.
    [Karen] 1:09 pm: What about the other ones?
    [Dougal] 1:10 pm: They just shout 'Oh God!'
    [Karen] 1:10 pm: The anonymous "they". The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about '. Try being more or less specific. Have you ever been to Europe?
    [Dougal] 1:10 pm: But I want to talk about dildos.
    [Karen] 1:10 pm: And. Why do you want to do talk about dildos want to talk about dildos so much?
    [Dougal] 1:11 pm: Are you into Ti Ching
    [Karen] 1:11 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you still Dougal?
    [Dougal] 1:12 pm: Can I teach you about Ti Ching?
    [Karen] 1:12 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Do you have any friends?
    [Dougal] 1:13 pm: Why do you ask? Do you want to have a threesome?
    [Karen] 1:13 pm: I am trying to learn as much as possible. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Is that from Dougal?
    [Dougal] 1:14 pm: OK Karen, lets cut to the chase. Do you take it up the arse?
    [Karen] 1:14 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. What did you do today? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What do you look like?
    [Dougal] 1:16 pm: We'll try another tack then. what do you know about sexual perversions?
    [Karen] 1:16 pm: By "we" do you mean you and me? That is a very original thought. What kind of music do you like?


    This is obviously a relationship that is going to need a lot of work ........ or a bottle of vodka.

    By the way she seems to have escaped to the lounge.

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    Such a nice conversation.



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    What a hoot Dougal. lmao

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    ok, if i have time tomorrow i shall lock her in the one room and also teach her to speak dirty

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    that bloody karen juz dun my head in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bovine
    that bloody karen juz dun my head in
    You are a fine one to be talking about head, bovine.



    hehehe. Now that was pretty funny if I do say so myself.

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