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    Don't read this if you haven't had breakfast/lunch/dinner yet....

    Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report


    11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.
    Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.
    The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.
    According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
    While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
    This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
    When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
    Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Woma Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
    from the report on her vadge, should be two deadly weapons....

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    “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
    *swoon* I think I'm in love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
    *swoon* I think I'm in love.

    Aaaaaah, the age of romance is not dead.

    Reminds me of one of my most successful chat up lines: "Excuse me, does this cloth smell like Chloroform to you?".


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    eat my pussy.

    And just from looking at her i would imagine she has quite a lot of pussy to eat...

    Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.

    Nothing like a bit of sweet talk to get you in the mood.

    he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.

    Well, that's a relief. Vaginal odours emitting from elsewhere could've been a cause for concern.

    Oh and i think i just vomited a little.
    "Slavery is the daughter of darkness; an ignorant people is the blind instrument of its own destruction; ambition and intrigue take advantage of the credulity and inexperience of men who have no political, economic or civil knowledge. They mistake pure illusion for reality, license for freedom, treason for patriotism, vengeance for justice."-Simón Bolívar

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    Tough problem for this woman. I bet a few guys in Africa and Asia might go at it. She should move abroad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog View Post

    Oh and i think i just vomited a little.
    "Hey, that's a coincidence" she squealed. "That's what the LAST guy said" !

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    Lindsay Lohan up to her old tricks

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