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    Zimbabwe man says prostitute turned into a donkey

    Zimbabwe man says prostitute turned into a donkey

    Sunday Moyo claims the prostitute he hired at a nightclub mysteriously turned into a donkey, and now man and beast are "seriously in love."

    Erin Conway-SmithOctober 26, 2011 06:18


    Beasts of burden: a man and his donkeys. (BOUREIMA HAMA/AFP/Getty Images)


    A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love."

    Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches."

    Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane, a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says.

    In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub.

    "I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested."

    The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast.

    "I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse.

    Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists.
    "Slavery is the daughter of darkness; an ignorant people is the blind instrument of its own destruction; ambition and intrigue take advantage of the credulity and inexperience of men who have no political, economic or civil knowledge. They mistake pure illusion for reality, license for freedom, treason for patriotism, vengeance for justice."-Simón Bolívar

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    If fags are permitted to marry then this guy should be allowed to marry the donkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    Sunday Moyo claims the prostitute he hired at a nightclub mysteriously turned into a donkey
    I feel for him. I've had many a late Friday night stunner, mysteriously turn into an old bat when I wake up the next morning. (Never a donkey though)

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    I do not know what happened when I left the bar
    me too mate... me too.

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    I've picked up some lovelys that turned into dogs overnight so I quite believe his story.

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    Isn't there a section in the novel Papillon about this kind of thing ? Or perhaps I'm thinking about another book.....A prisoner is severely embarrassed in front of his fellows when the horse he is taking care of continually presents it's rear end to him..

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    Quite the Cinderella story eh? Good one to use if you ever get caught shagging a pumpkin after midnight.

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    That's an ass of an excuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by socal
    If fags are permitted to marry then this guy should be allowed to marry the donkey.
    Social if the Donkey is male does this make Mr Moyo Gay?

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    Reminds me of this from a few years ago:

    Man sentenced for having sex with a camel


    DUBAI: A man has been sentenced to three months in jail after pleading guilty to charges of having sex with a camel, the local newspaper Gulf News reported yesterday. The paper said the camel involved in the case is to be put down in accordance with Islamic law.
    A court official said the Bangladeshi, who worked as a driver, had been spotted going into his employer's barn on a regular basis. His employer became suspicious as his duties did not involve him dealing with animals.


    The official said the employer, an Emirati national, followed his driver into the barn one day and saw him starting to have sex with a female camel. The owner lost his temper and started beating him. He then took him to the police station to press charges. The official said the driver confessed to police that he used to have sex with one particular camel. The police arrested him and the case was referred to the Public Prosecution.


    The official added the man told the prosecution that he had fallen in love with the camel and had sex with the animal. The emirate's Criminal Court sentenced him to three months in jail, to be followed by deportation. It also stated that the camel be put down as its meat would now be tainted.-- dpa
    You've got to feel sorry for the camel. Raped AND murdered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    It also stated that the camel be put down as its meat would now be tainted.-- dpa
    Is 'tainted' similar to losing her virginity, thus couldn't be sold as a 'wife' to arab gents???

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    happens to me all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by socal
    If fags are permitted to marry then this guy should be allowed to marry the donkey.
    Social if the Donkey is male does this make Mr Moyo Gay?


    sorry S.I.T. , but why you keep calling socal , social ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy the kid
    sorry S.I.T. , but why you keep calling socal , social ?
    Crap!! Never noticed before. Cheers! Long winded brain research explanation available as to how my brain decodes visual clues into language. Or as mi Gran used to proclaim.......he's thick as 2 short planks.

    Honest never noticed.

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    The Bald Rodney used to do the same. The name Socal is an acronym for "Southern California". Socal thinks he's cool in a laid back surfer kinda way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickel
    Socal thinks
    Need to correct you there mate. No, he doesn't!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by socal
    If fags are permitted to marry then this guy should be allowed to marry the donkey.
    Social if the Donkey is male does this make Mr Moyo Gay?
    good question....

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    Eee- Orr it could be worse! Could have turned in to a burd from Glasgow ...!,!

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Reminds me of this from a few years ago:

    Man sentenced for having sex with a camel


    DUBAI: A man has been sentenced to three months in jail after pleading guilty to charges of having sex with a camel, the local newspaper Gulf News reported yesterday. The paper said the camel involved in the case is to be put down in accordance with Islamic law.
    A court official said the Bangladeshi, who worked as a driver, had been spotted going into his employer's barn on a regular basis. His employer became suspicious as his duties did not involve him dealing with animals.


    The official said the employer, an Emirati national, followed his driver into the barn one day and saw him starting to have sex with a female camel. The owner lost his temper and started beating him. He then took him to the police station to press charges. The official said the driver confessed to police that he used to have sex with one particular camel. The police arrested him and the case was referred to the Public Prosecution.


    The official added the man told the prosecution that he had fallen in love with the camel and had sex with the animal. The emirate's Criminal Court sentenced him to three months in jail, to be followed by deportation. It also stated that the camel be put down as its meat would now be tainted.-- dpa
    You've got to feel sorry for the camel. Raped AND murdered.
    In Defense Mi Lord!

    Not that I want photos or visual reference description,

    But as Camels are big buggers. I would argue that unless this arsenal supporter had a SOCAL (got it right) sized man piece ( which would be a historical first) this Camel must have been a willing participant! So if the camel was over the age of consent it could not be considered as rape.

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    just outside Brighton in 1968
    a policeman was doing his foot patrol
    and as he was walking along he heard this
    cluck,,, cluck,,, cluck
    coming from behind a hedgerow.
    with his trusty torch he went to investigate
    and discovered a guy banging the fook
    out of a chicken.
    he was arrested but foked if i can remember the outcome.

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