Thread: Another Australian makes an arse of himself.

Actually they probably thought it was a hoot, and good on him, but somewhere there is another humourless bureaucrat flexing his pathetic little muscle to make up for having a pencil dick. And in the process making an arse of himself.

Builder 'moons Queen' during her visit to Brisbane

Australian Liam Warriner has been charged by police after he 'mooned' the Queen during her royal visit to Brisbane, Queensland.




Mooned: The Queen and Duke of Edinburgh got quite an eyeful on their way in to Brisbane (Picture: Getty)
He revealed his backside to the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh, giving them quite an eyeful as they made their way from the airport into the city.
The royals were visiting Brisbane to see the reconstruction working that has been underway after flooding hit the area earlier this year.
Liam Warriner, a local construction worker, is alleged to have bared his bum and wedged an Australian flag between his butt cheeks while running for 50 yards beside the motorcade.
Warriner said that both the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh waved at him during his run.
The bottom-revealing incident didn't go down well with officials though.
Warriner, 22, was charged by Australian police on account of wilful exposure and public nuisance offences and is to appear before magistrates on Friday.
On being released on bail Warriner said that he was dared to moon the Queen by his colleagues.
He told the Herald Sun: 'I mooned the Queen.
'Everybody's seen someone's butt, come on. You see it on TV all the time, you see it in movies, it's accepted in PG-rated programming these days, but yet it's an offence to the Queen,' he added.
He insists that he did not expose his genitals at all.



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Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Liam Warriner, a local construction worker, is alleged to have bared his bum and wedged an Australian flag between his butt cheeks while running for 50 yards beside the motorcade.

Good lad, good jape. Now, take your punishment like a man and don't whine like a bitch....

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

'Everybody's seen someone's butt, come on. You see it on TV all the time, you see it in movies, it's accepted in PG-rated programming these days, but yet it's an offence to the Queen,' he added.

..oops. Too late.

Hopefully his mates will have a whip round and pay the fine, if the magistrate is enough of an arsehole to impose one.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

bureaucrat=local construction worker

??? do I understand you correctly ... ffs I'd be more worried if this didn't happen ... coming on silly season and all that

He should be placed in the stocks and his buttocks lashed several hundred times by a rampant raving homosexual (no volunteers from members here please), or merely sticking a full sized flagpole up his rearend may seem sufficient punishment

Liz, i'm sure has come across her fair share of assholes in her time so i suspect that one more wont particularly bother her.

Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

bureaucrat=local construction worker

??? do I understand you correctly ...

Apparently not if you are quoting things I did not say.

Originally Posted by Mr Lick

He should be placed in the stocks and his buttocks lashed several hundred times by a rampant raving homosexual (no volunteers from members here please), or merely sticking a full sized flagpole up his rearend may seem sufficient punishment

You need to calm down Mr. Lick, or Butterfly will start sending enticing PM's to you.

Well done that man for planting an Australian flag on the moon.

Hope this does not turn out to be a hoax like that Neil Armstrong pantomime.

No respect by this show off and I am not a Royalist. Bloody dickhead, my penalty suggestion is 10 of the best whacks on his bare arse with a cane.

Can you imagine doing that in Thailand?

something similiar with a kangaroo
would look good on the side
of a Quantes jet.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

wedged an Australian flag between his butt cheeks

Best place for it; I'd have thought Her Maj' would be quite used to seeing natives doing a traditional dance.

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

wedged an Australian flag between his butt cheeks

Best place for it; I'd have thought Her Maj' would be quite used to seeing natives doing a traditional dance.

She's seen enough Maori arse in her time.

What are these pathetic pair of pensioners even doing here.

I'd like to go out for a Bevvie with Prince Phillip down Sukhumvit it'd be funny as.

Originally Posted by bobo746

What are these pathetic pair of pensioners even doing here.

Having a fucking holiday at the taxpayers' expense. What else?