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    The way you hold your drink reveals key personality traits





    "All revellers fall into one of eight different personality types which are given away by their drinking techniques, a leading psychologist has concluded.
    Dr Glenn Wilson, a consultant psychologist at King's College, London, observed over 500 drinkers in bars last month.

    He analysed drinkers' body language and then advised on their openness to being approached.

    He has categorised them as the 'Flirt', 'Gossip', 'Fun-Lover', 'Wallflower', 'Ice Queen', 'Playboy', 'Jack the Lad' and 'Browbeater'. He said the most open to being chatted up were "the flirt, the playboy, and the funlover". Harder to crack are the jack the lad, the ice queen, the wallflower and the gossip. The browbeater should be avoided. Dr Wilson said: "The simple act of holding a drink displays a lot more about us than we realise – or might want to divulge. "When Hillary Clinton was on the campaign trail in the US, commentators picked up on the fact that she used her left hand to raise a pint, even though she's right-handed. "She might just have been posing for a shot but some people suggested that it was an insincere gesture. "The next time you're in a bar, it might be worth thinking about what you're saying to the people around you just by the way you're holding your glass."

    The study was carried out for the Walkabout bar chain. The eight types identified are:

    1. The Flirt: Usually a woman, who holds her glass with dainty, splayed fingers and uses it in a provocative way. She may position it over her cleavage so as to draw attention to her attributes or peer over the rim to make eye contact when taking a sip. She may "tease" the rim of the glass with her finger, perhaps dipping it into the drink and sucking it dry. Assuming her agenda is appealing, the best way to approach is with reciprocal flirtatious gestures.
    Celebrities: Jordan, Paris Hilton, Kate Walsh (from The Apprentice)

    2. The Gossip: This (mainly female) drinker tends to cluster in all-female groups talking about other people, and can be critical. She holds a wine glass by the bowl and uses it to gesticulate and make points in conversation. She is inclined to lean over her drink, in towards others so as to speak confidentially. This person already has a close-knit social group with little inclination to extend it, therefore advances from outsiders are not usually welcome.
    Celebrities: Kate Moss, Sadie Frost.

    3. The Fun-lover: This type of drinker may be a man or a woman, who drinks to be sociable and values togetherness. A convivial individual, he / she enjoys being with their friends, and likes a laugh. Swigs taken from bottled drinks are short, so they don't miss out on chipping in with the conversation. The bottle is held loosely at its shoulder for ease. This type of person is always happy to extend their social circle. The best way to approach them therefore is to leap directly into light, good-humoured conversation and make them laugh.
    Celebrities: Sarah Harding, Helen Chamberlain (from Soccer AM)

    4. The Wallflower: This is a shy, submissive individual who holds the glass protectively, not letting go, as though afraid somebody will take it away. Palms are kept hidden and the glass is used as a social crutch – the drink is never quite finished, with a mouthful left in case of emergency. The drink is small (maybe half a pint of lager for a man). It may be drunk through a straw, which is fidgeted with, and used to stir the drink between sips. The style and pace of drinking is an echo of those around them (very little is initiated). This individual needs to be approached in a gentle, sensitive way, with perhaps a few understated compliments to build self-confidence, but may eventually warm to overtures.
    Celebrities: Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman

    5. The Ice-queen: This is a mainly female type whose natural style is cold and defensive. She drinks from a wine glass, or a short glass, which is held firmly in a barrier position across the body so as to deter intimate approaches. It is usually a waste of time approaching this woman; she may be ready with a castrating put-down.
    Celebrities: Victoria Beckham, Debra Barr (from The Apprentice)

    6. The Playboy
    This man is the active, self-confident, Don Juan-type seducer. He uses his (usually long) glass or bottle as a phallic prop, playing with it suggestively. He is inclined to be possessive, and can be tactile with his female companions.
    Celebrities: Russell Brand, David Walliams

    7. The Jack the Lad: This "peacock" is conscious of his image and will drink a bottled beer, or cider. Inclined to be confident and arrogant, he can be territorial in his gestures, spreading himself over as much space as possible, for example, pushing the glass well away from himself and leaning back in his chair. If he's drinking with his mates, he would be unlikely to welcome approaches from outside the group, unless sycophantic and ego-enhancing.
    Celebrities: Peter Andre, David Cameron, Jason Statham. The "ladette" (e.g. Lily Allen) is a female approximation to this male archetype.

    8. The Browbeater: This rather pugnacious type is again mostly male. He prefers large glasses, or bottles, which he uses as symbolic weapons, firmly grasped, and gesticulating in a threatening, "in the face" kind of way. Something of a know-it-all, he comes across as slightly hostile, even if only through verbal argument, or jokes targeted at others. He should be approached with great care, or not at all.
    Celebrities: John Prescott, Russell Crowe (with Naomi Campbell as a female equivalent), Gordon Brown"
    Last edited by OhOh; 08-10-2011 at 09:38 PM.
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    The missus says I stand, hold my drink and gesticulate like a Ladyboy when I am drunk....Haven't been near one in 10 years....

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    True,

    But to try to link Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson to a stereotype is nonsense and tabloid.

    Yes there are types though. I have become an 'angry drunk' and I don't like that. Its made me very bipolar.

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    I don't fit into any of those.

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    I am a tequila slammer man,feck the glass is in and out of my hand for a millisecond,granted quite a few times though.

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    The drunken life liver

    "drinks to excess"
    "don't give a monkeys"
    "pass the rizla"

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    Love to know what Somtamslap is, decanting the 5 star Australian drink into a used coconut shell with a straw for his nightly drinking mates to sample

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    What does it mean when you pick up a Beer; you start chugging it, comes pouring out the sides of your mouth and down yer neck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carrabow View Post
    What does it mean when you pick up a Beer; you start chugging it, comes pouring out the sides of your mouth and down yer neck?
    It means you are drinking in bed...

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    ^^^Half his friends probably hold the bottle with their sphincter muscles...What personality trait is that?...


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    Does JD Wetherspoon have a personality definition for the sort of person that cannot even be bothered reading all that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeremia View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Carrabow View Post
    What does it mean when you pick up a Beer; you start chugging it, comes pouring out the sides of your mouth and down yer neck?
    It means you are drinking in bed...
    Now I am positive I have a drinking problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeremia
    Haven't been near one in 10 years....
    Drink or LB ?

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    Dr Glenn Wilson, a consultant psychologist at King's College, London, observed over 500 drinkers in bars last month.

    But, um, not any of the celebs on his delineated list.Not much of a scientist therefore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    JD Wetherspoon
    Even if the punters buy only 1 drink it is more cash to them than a closed pub.

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    this thread needs more then one pic.

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    i dont see the park bench drinker in that list,

    he/she can show all of the above symptoms whilst sucking from a bottle inside a paper bag, (the bottle not the he/she)

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    For the critical drinker



    For the technical carer



    She keeps her grip tight at all times.
    Last edited by OhOh; 09-10-2011 at 10:15 AM.

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