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    Irishman Arrested With Cocaine In Stomach

    An Irishman has been arrested in Brazil with nearly two pounds of cocaine in his stomach.


    The 20-year-old suspect was stopped as he tried to board a flight in Sao Paulo, headed to Brussels.

    Officers became suspicious because the man appeared nervous, Brazilian police said.
    When questioned, he admitted he'd swallowed capsules of cocaine.


    He was taken to a hospital, where he expelled 72 capsules containing 1.8 pounds (830 grams) of the drug.

    The hospital released a CT scan showing the man filled with oval-shaped capsules.

    He was arrested on suspicion of international drug trafficking. If found guilty, he would face five to 15 years in prison.





    Brazil Drugs Mule: Irishman Arrested At Sao Paulo Airport With Cocaine Capsules In Stomach | World News | Sky News


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    Twat. Wonder how long he'll survive in Brazil's prison system?

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    Dunno, but those pictures don't look right to me. How come he has some in his chest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    830 grams
    Bet he paid for a kilo too... double stitched.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    Dunno, but those pictures don't look right to me. How come he has some in his chest?



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    Mind you he must have spent a fair amount of time swallowing that lot!

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    Suspected Nigerian with a false passport.


    Though he'll probably be flown over and given a house upon release.

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    He must have shoved the ones at the bottom up his arse

    Dont see any turds in there

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    Quote Originally Posted by LooseBowels View Post
    He must have shoved the ones at the bottom up his arse

    Dont see any turds in there

    There should be more strict border controls to the UK. UK is not euro criminal zone. Denmark did make their move already, closing the border for EU lowlife

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    Quote Originally Posted by nostromo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LooseBowels View Post
    He must have shoved the ones at the bottom up his arse

    Dont see any turds in there

    There should be more strict border controls to the UK. UK is not euro criminal zone. Denmark did make their move already, closing the border for EU lowlife
    The UK and Ireland never joined Denmark and the rest in the Schengen agreement with the free flow of people inside the EU. However it's all a bit like closing the stable door after the horse has bolted except in reverse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LooseBowels View Post
    He must have shoved the ones at the bottom up his arse

    Dont see any turds in there
    No, but judging by the looks of it, the tortoise was getting curious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    Officers became suspicious because the man appeared nervous
    Maybe he should have sniffed some first.


    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    1.8 pounds (830 grams) of the drug.
    That's nearly a bag of sugar stuffed in there


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    Ah he must be from that ancient old Irish Family the O'Mumnumdibabs of Limerick ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    Officers became suspicious because the man appeared nervous, Brazilian police said. When questioned, he admitted he'd swallowed capsules of cocaine.
    They're probably just conducting mass x-ray surveillance on the general population.

    "Hey, you seem nervous. Everything ok?"

    "Oh, I've just swallowed nearly a kilo of cocaine and I'm worried you're going to discover it."

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    Could we not change the title of this post to..

    Man of colour with suspected false Irish Passport , nabbed in Brazil with nearly two pounds of Cocaine in his stomach ?

    I mean it's not been proven that his passport is a genuine Irish Passport , but it is suspected that it is a false one , and his origin is more than likely African ...
    Travel lightly ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    Officers became suspicious because the man appeared nervous,
    Key was to not appear nervous, whats wrong with these people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ribblerat
    I mean it's not been proven that his passport is a genuine Irish Passport , but it is suspected that it is a false one , and his origin is more than likely African ...
    Yeah, a few people have said that here, but why does nobody bother posting the news article?

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    ^I blame the retard who started the thread

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    ^There would be no forum if people didn't start threads so that others can moan and bitch about them.

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    Posted by: BT20101 on September 18, 2011 10:27 PM
    Sky, get your facts straight! This was a Nigerian man travelling on a fake Irish passport, which other papers and media outlets have had correct for days. You should be sued for this headline.

    I don't see any News Site as having the guy down as Non Irish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Orange View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    Officers became suspicious because the man appeared nervous,
    Key was to not appear nervous, whats wrong with these people?
    they forget to take downers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnasty
    they forget to take downers?
    Doubt he needs them now.

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    Dont need to waste money on a CT scanner.

    Should just give every Nigerian a good punch in the stomach when they get off the plane - you'd soon spot the smugglers that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    Dont need to waste money on a CT scanner. Should just give every Nigerian a good punch in the stomach when they get off the plane - you'd soon spot the smugglers that way.
    Just shoot them at passport control. They would soon stop traveling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnasty
    they forget to take downers?
    Doubt he needs them now.
    Takin the gear in the wrong order.

    Schoolboy error.

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