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    Eel swims up man's penis

    A MAN has had an eel removed from his bladder after it entered his body through his penis.

    Zhang Nan, 56, from Hubei province, China, was relaxing in a spa bath with live eels to let them feed on his dead skin when one started travelling up his urethra.
    "I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body," he said. "But then, suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis.
    "I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."
    The surgeon who extracted the eel from Zhang's bladder explained: "The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower. But because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and got into the penis smoothly."
    The operation lasted three hours.
    The 15cm eel was found dead.


    Read more: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/zhang-nan-has-15cm-eel-swim-into-his-penis-and-has-it-removed-from-his-bladder/story-e6frflri-1226138663264#ixzz1Y5iNc9cE

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    So I'm guessing this stumpy chinese pervert was getting off letting fish chew on his knob?

    When will people realise these fish spas are an abomination? They've got the food chain all fucked up.


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    there is also a small eel like thing in some south american rivers that swim into penises, unfortunately they have barbs on them and are not so easy to remove.

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    Eel think twice about 'ealth spas in future , by gum .

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    there is also a small eel like thing in some south american rivers that swim into penises, unfortunately they have barbs on them and are not so easy to remove.
    I think its called a Canaro ? dont pee in the water, thats how they find their victims !

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    there is also a small eel like thing in some south american rivers that swim into penises, unfortunately they have barbs on them and are not so easy to remove.
    You think the eel was easy to get out? Took three hours!

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    I have to pay high class hookers a lot of money for that sort of treatment.
    Quote Originally Posted by Strongarm
    was relaxing in a spa bath with live eels to let them feed on his dead skin when one started travelling up his urethra.

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    So I shouldn't complain about that little minnow swimming up under my big toe nail at the Fish Spa.....

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    Not unless u tuck you knob in your socks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongarm View Post
    A MAN has had an eel removed from his bladder after it entered his body through his penis.

    Zhang Nan, 56, from Hubei province, China, was relaxing in a spa bath with live eels to let them feed on his dead skin when one started travelling up his urethra.
    Franklyn.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bower
    I think its called a Canaro ? dont pee in the water, thats how they find their victims !
    It's true; the best protection apparently is a condom

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