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    Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den

    A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.
    Percy Foster's 107cm body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

    The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

    Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

    In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

    "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

    "I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.



    Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den | News.com.au

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    For a man of wealth he was living a wee bit rough!

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    Only 35.

    What a short life.

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    I don't care how this thread pans out, it's as funny as fuck.

    How do I give a green again?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."
    "ahead of"? are they sure about that and not "after"?


    Did they find a camera crew as well, filming him shagging a badger?

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    One of his films apparently: "Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go"



    Don't think it will be up for an academy award.

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    I love the actual headline:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    The Sunday Sport

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    now, if it had been in a Beavers den.....i wouldnt have found it so sad

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    Bizarre!

    What was he doing? Badgering a badger?

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    I was going to put this pic in the "funny pictured ripped from the internet" section, but then I thought, 'nah, too fukcing daft'..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonraker View Post
    I love the actual headline:

    Plenty of things I miss from the UK, and stumbling down the street bleary eyed of a sunday morning to buy smokes and chortleing heartily at ridiculous headlines outside the newsagent is one of 'em.

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    *chortle*


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