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    Fighter jets intercept Detroit-bound plane after passengers ‘make out’ in bathroom

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    Fighter jets intercept Detroit-bound plane after passengers ‘make out’ in bathroom

    12 September 2011 35 views No Comment BY: BNO News

    DETROIT (BNO NEWS) -- Two fighter jets intercepted a Detroit-bound passenger plane on Sunday after two or three passengers were observed behaving suspiciously, officials said. It is believed some sort of sexual activity may have been involved.

    The incident involved Frontier Airlines Flight 623 from Denver to Detroit, where it landed at around 3.30 p.m. local time. "Two passengers were observed behaving suspiciously [..], spending an extraordinarily long time in the lavatory," a spokesperson for the airline said. "Authorities were contacted."

    According to witnesses, two men and a woman seated in the same row repeatedly went to the plane's bathroom and spent a long amount of time there. Law enforcement sources told ABC News that the people were "making out" in the bathroom, and that some sort of sexual activity may have been involved.

    Because of the suspicious behavior, the pilot of the plane declared an emergency and fighter jets were scrambled to follow the plane until it landed safely in Detroit. Police armed with machine guns boarded the plane after it landed and directed to a pad a distance from the concourse.

    "The policeman said everybody remain seated. Everyone remains seated. If you get out of your seats you will be taken care of quickly," Marilyn Dietrick, one of the passengers, told WXYZ-TV. "They had us put our hands up on the seats and heads down."

    The three passengers involved in the incident were quickly removed from the aircraft and taken into custody, officials said. They were later released with no charges filed, but officials refused to say what the passengers were doing in the bathroom.

    The scare took place on the tenth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, when nineteen al-Qaeda terrorists hijacked four passenger planes before crashing two of them into the World Trade Center in New York and another into the Pentagon in Washington, D.C. The fourth, United Flight 93, crashed into a field in Stonycreek Township near Shanksville, Pennsylvania. Nearly 3,000 people were killed.
    "Slavery is the daughter of darkness; an ignorant people is the blind instrument of its own destruction; ambition and intrigue take advantage of the credulity and inexperience of men who have no political, economic or civil knowledge. They mistake pure illusion for reality, license for freedom, treason for patriotism, vengeance for justice."-Simón Bolívar

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    The terrorists have won, eh?

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    How could two men and a woman even fit into an airplane bathroom? I'm 164 cm tall and 52 kg and there's barely enough room for me in there.

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    Spending long periods of time in the bathroom in a group on the 10th anniversary of 9/11 was a move considerably south of brilliant...

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    Maybe they had the trots?

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    hilarious, typical American behavior

    and then of course when the real threat will be there, they will be all asleep or worst, surrender

    what a bunch of goons,

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    The terrorists have won, eh?
    Yes they certainly have, but the arrogance and stupidity some of the trolly dollies have shown since being given more power than they can emotionally or intelligently handle suggests they should incur either termination or substantial liability if they wrongfully accuse a passenger. This is getting more and more ridiculous.

    I flew Northwest/Delta from Bkk to NRT only because they were $500 cheaper than anyone else, and the pre-flight instructions reminded me of the Shawshank Redemption, she had the same attitude. I don't pay money to be threatened by some old cheese machine.

    Besides, the mile high club means nothing if you were not flying the plane.

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    cheese machine.
    what's a cheese machine ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    cheese machine.
    what's a cheese machine ?
    A CD player playing 80's music?

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    what's a cheese machine ?
    I would guess it's someone who wears a false smile all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    I would guess it's someone who wears a false smile all the time
    LOS....

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    Quote Originally Posted by natalie8
    How could two men and a woman even fit into an airplane bathroom? I'm 164 cm tall and 52 kg and there's barely enough room for me in there.
    Might be easier if you removed that inflated condom from your head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    "They had us put our hands up on the seats and heads down."
    Blow Job position?

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