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    Female "Vampire" Busted In Bloody Biting Attack

    Female "Vampire" Busted In Bloody Biting Attack | The Smoking Gun

    Female "Vampire" Busted In Bloody Biting Attack

    Police: Floridian, 22, chomped male victim, 69, on face, arm




    Vampire Attacks

    SEPTEMBER 8--A Florida woman who claimed to be a “vampire” last night attacked an elderly man, biting him on the face and arm and tearing away chunks of his skin, according to police.



    Josephine Smith, 22, was arrested today and charged with felony aggravated battery on an elderly person. Smith, seen in the mug shot at right, was booked into the Pinellas County Jail, where she is being held in lieu of $50,000 bail.

    “I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you,” Smith announced before allegedly attacking Milton Ellis, according to an arrest affidavit.

    Ellis, 69, received stitches to close up wounds suffered during the assault, which occurred in front of a vacant Hooters in St. Petersburg. Cops says Ellis, who uses a motorized wheelchair, was asleep when Smith pounced on him, commenced biting, and announced that she was a vampire.

    The bleeding Ellis escaped his attacker’s clutches and called 911 from a nearby gas station.

    When cops arrived, they located Smith--covered in blood and half naked--near the Hooters, according to a police spokesman. During questioning, she was unable to tell officers what had transpired outside the shuttered restaurant. Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles.

    According to her Facebook profile, Smith has recently studied “dental assisting” at the Fortis Institute in Pensacola, where she resides.

    Ellis, who police described as a transient, has been arrested at least 12 times over the past four years for crimes like trespassing, panhandling, battery, and disorderly intoxication. He is pictured here in a mug shot taken following an a bust four months ago.
    "Slavery is the daughter of darkness; an ignorant people is the blind instrument of its own destruction; ambition and intrigue take advantage of the credulity and inexperience of men who have no political, economic or civil knowledge. They mistake pure illusion for reality, license for freedom, treason for patriotism, vengeance for justice."-Simón Bolívar

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    Americans like these give us the world reputation that we so gladly receive here in thailand..

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    lol at the vampire being out run by an old guy in a mobility scooter.

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    ^ fair go mate her pants were around her ankles...

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    All these silly recent vampire films and series have probably made a big impact on a few way too impressionable minds, imo.

    She just needs a firm slap.

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    Sounds like he picked up a whore that was on her first experimental pcp binge. Happens.

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    You couldn't script this, comedy gold!

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    A crack whore after her pound of flesh.

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    lunacy
    Last edited by socal; 10-09-2011 at 12:21 AM.

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    it could very well be, but that article comes from The Smoking Gun which aint British.

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    Haha Socal you dopey twat

    She has the classic crack look about her for sure and the old man was obviously fucking her for money hence her knickers around her ankles. Out side of a boarded up hooters.....What a place.

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    I guess asking her for a blowjob could be fatal

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    felony aggravated battery?? Jesus, whats the matter with the americans? can't they speak English? rather long winded term to mean assault or GBH if ever i saw one

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles.
    I cannot understand why either

    the police probably didn't arrive for a couple of hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by WujouMao
    felony aggravated battery?? Jesus, whats the matter with the americans? can't they speak English? rather long winded term to mean assault or GBH if ever i saw one
    There are gradations in our laws, it determines mostly what sort of sentencing a perpetrator is eligible for. It ranges from misdemeanor simple assault all the way to felony attempted murder, with several degrees of severity within that range. Even murder itself can be classified based on intent and severity - first degree, second degree, manslaughter, involuntary manslaughter and so on.
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