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    Ohio man arrested over sex with neighbour's inflatable pool raft

    A REPEAT public indecency offender with a "fascination for plastic" was behind bars in Ohio in the US today after allegedly having sex with a neighbour's pink, inflatable pool raft.

    Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, was arrested on Sunday at his home in Hamilton, Ohio - a city north of Cincinnati - after the raft's dismayed owner caught him in the act, The Cincinnati Enquirer reported.

    The owner apparently shouted at Tobergta, who then ran off with the pool float.

    When cops took Tobergta into custody, he begged officers not to send him to prison and told them "he was doing it but only because he has a problem and that he needs help," the police report said.

    Tobergta has been arrested at least five times for similar offences and his grandmother tearfully told The Enquirer that the family has tried to seek mental care for him.

    "He has a lot of mental problems and he's always had a fascination for plastic," she said. "That's just it. That's all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It's like nobody cares."

    ......Edwin.... TeakDoor cares!!!

    Ohio man arrested over sex with neighbour's inflatable pool raft | News.com.au

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    he begged officers not to send him to prison and told them "he was doing it but only because he has a problem and that he needs help
    Probably a fair point... Prison will be expensive for the tax payer and benefit nobody in this instance. As others have pointed out often, some high powered US folk make lots of cash out of the prison system (not only the US...), so the incentive is to pput everyone they can into that cash cow.
    How do I post these pictures???

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    Sure there's plenty of women out there with a similar fetish for plastic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    Ohio man arrested over sex with neighbour's inflatable pool raft
    Good job it wasn't our resident Dick "pupa" he'd have been done for criminal damage as well!

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    Bet theres a few here that have woke up with a bouncy castle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    pink, inflatable pool raft.
    So it was a female pool raft. That's ok then, he's not some sort of homo freak...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    A REPEAT public indecency offender with a "fascination for plastic" was behind bars in Ohio in the US today after allegedly having sex with a neighbour's pink, inflatable pool raft.

    Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, was arrested on Sunday at his home in Hamilton, Ohio - a city north of Cincinnati - after the raft's dismayed owner caught him in the act, The Cincinnati Enquirer reported.

    The owner apparently shouted at Tobergta, who then ran off with the pool float.
    Lonely? Or, a fetish?


    F*ck me, I don't wanna know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    ......Edwin.... TeakDoor cares!!!

    strike that Edwin....

    Looper.....cares!!!...


    ....the rest of us couldn't give a fuck!!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    The owner apparently shouted at Tobergta, who then ran off with the pool float.

    ...at least Edwin is protective of his "squeeze"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
    Bet theres a few here that have woke up with a bouncy castle!
    True ,,,,,allthough most of em have now gone east

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    The owner apparently shouted at Tobergta, who then ran off with the pool float.

    ...at least Edwin is protective of his "squeeze"....
    Exactly, how often do these stories come with a punchline- "who then ran off with the pool float." They might have eloped in Mexico and lived happily ever after, but were caught at the border. "Poor Edwin, no-one will ever understand him like I do," wheezed a tearful Pinky.
    “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.” Dorothy Parker

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    My neighbour has a inflatable dolphin in his pool that is absolutely gagging for it.

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    Well i feel sorry for the bloke.
    So while he is serving his sentence,here is a picture for him to pleasure himself with.
    Mind you he might already have this one in his collection.
    Last edited by klong toey; 04-09-2011 at 03:38 PM.

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    Well i feel sorry for the bloke.
    So while he is serving his sentence,here is a picture for him to pleasure himself with.
    Mind you he might already have this one in his collection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    My neighbour has a inflatable dolphin in his pool that is absolutely gagging for it.

    ...and how do you know that...
    ...talk to inflatable Dolphins...do we...

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    I wonder if he would take it back to the shop if it "went down on him" ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Brown View Post
    Sure there's plenty of women out there with a similar fetish for plastic
    ...there sure is ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    My neighbour has a inflatable dolphin in his pool that is absolutely gagging for it.
    hmmm.......is that so......


    does it have those big cute eyes?


    Can i come over to your house tomorrow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by barbaro View Post

    Lonely? Or, a fetish?


    F*ck me, I don't wanna know.
    According to my research on the condition, he wouldn't feel lonely as long as he had some nice cute plastic with him, snaf.

    why wouldn't you want to know? don't tell me you have a thing about plastic too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    My neighbour has a inflatable dolphin in his pool that is absolutely gagging for it.

    ...and how do you know that...
    ...talk to inflatable Dolphins...do we...
    If you've ever seen "Flipper" on the telly, you'd know that Dolphin language is easily understood by humans.
    The inflatable version has a realistic blow-hole feature also..

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    Oh great ! Now I won't be able to swim in a pool with inflatable toys again, just in case I find the need to "experiment".

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    My neighbour has a inflatable dolphin in his pool that is absolutely gagging for it.

    ...and how do you know that...
    ...talk to inflatable Dolphins...do we...
    If you've ever seen "Flipper" on the telly, you'd know that Dolphin language is easily understood by humans.
    The inflatable version has a realistic blow-hole feature also..
    The dolphin is a unique creature:
    Birds do it, bees do it . . . - Times Online
    A model — the one that invariably draws most giggles from the exhibition’s younger visitors — shows a male Amazonian river dolphin penetrating another’s blowhole. “This is the only example of nasal sex we have in nature,” Brockman observes.
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    Hey, Flipper, up for some hot nasal action?

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