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    Woman gives birth to 16lb Child

    I hope to God she had a C-section....

    A woman in Texas has given birth to a record-breaking baby who weighed in at more than 16lbs.
    The baby boy - JaMichael - was born to Janet Johnson and Michael Brown in hospital in Longview, Texas .
    "We're just amazed," Ms Johnson told the Longview News-Journal.
    "I can't believe he's that big.
    "A lot of the baby clothes we bought for him will have to be returned. They're already too small for him to wear."
    The hospital also had trouble kitting out such a large baby.
    He is the heaviest ever born there, and its nursery for newborns does not have nappies big enough to fit him.
    The little chap's size, according to local reports, is connected to gestational diabetes which his mother developed during pregnancy.
    The condition causes a pregnant woman to become resistant to her body's own insulin and to pass higher than normal amount of sugar to her baby, who stores the extra calories as fat.
    JaMichael will be spending his first few days of life in the hospital's neonatal intensive care unit to regulate his blood sugar.


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    The proud parents with 'The Moose'


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    The baby was delivered by Cesarean section a little after 9am on Friday, 8th July, 2011, at the Good Shepherd Medical Center in Longview, eastern Texas. He weighed in at 16 pounds 1 ounce, two feet long, and a head measurement of 15 inches. A three-to-six month old baby would typically have these measurements, not a newborn.

    16-Pound Baby Born In Texas


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    I can't believe what some of the black guys will fertilize. Fugly....

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    ^ You wouldn't look too hot if you'd dropped that bomb...
    And your partner, Plas, would be swimming with the fishes...


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    The mum is called Janet and the dad is called Michael....so they call the kid Jamichael, how imaginative. What is it with black people calling their kids stupid fucking names anyway?

    Lucky the mum isnt called Ann and the dad isnt called Al or he could've ended up being called Anal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuktukdriver View Post
    I can't believe what some of the black guys will fertilize. Fugly....
    Perhaps she's a great cook!!

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    She is defo "chew your arm off to get away from" material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by khmen View Post
    The mum is called Janet and the dad is called Michael....so they call the kid Jamichael, how imaginative. What is it with black people calling their kids stupid fucking names anyway?

    Lucky the mum isnt called Ann and the dad isnt called Al or he could've ended up being called Anal.
    Vernon and Gina?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen
    The baby was delivered by Cesarean section . He weighed in at 16 pounds 1 ounce, two feet long, and a head measurement of 15 inches.
    The mum must be a poof as well.
    I've shat bigger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by crippen
    The baby was delivered by Cesarean section . He weighed in at 16 pounds 1 ounce, two feet long, and a head measurement of 15 inches.
    The mum must be a poof as well.
    I've shat bigger.
    ....or you've taken bigger.

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    Say what you want boys. But if men give birth the human race would have died out right about Adams time

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    babies are being born bigger in the uk also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuktukdriver View Post
    I can't believe what some of the black guys will fertilize. Fugly....
    If you look at his face, he looks like he's pondering suicide. 18 years of being with that or paying child support is not an enviable life. Maybe he was drunk at the time of conception.

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    I think the diabetes also made her put on a lot of weight, especially on the face.
    I knew a cute woman a few years ago who later got pregnant, and I really couldn't believe it was her, when I saw her. She not only got fat, but quite ugly too.......lost all her facial shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    I hope to God she had a C-section....
    Apparently not "arry" but she does have a "C" Bucket!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Lick View Post


    The proud parents with 'The Moose'

    Which one is the Mother?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuktukdriver View Post

    I can't believe what some of the black guys will fertilize. Fugly....
    More than likely a Tefler straight of the boat from Pattaya.

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    My friend Gaston was born 13 lb natural...

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    Quote Originally Posted by forreachingme View Post
    My friend Gaston was born 13 lb natural...
    Those types of comments is when I am happy I am not a female.

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    Just think what the bill would be for a trip to KFC for the entire family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by forreachingme
    My friend Gaston was born 13 lb natural...
    "Gaston" ?

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    I was 16lb at birth but dropped back to 6 after the circumcision.

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    Quote Originally Posted by khmen View Post
    The mum is called Janet and the dad is called Michael....so they call the kid Jamichael, how imaginative. What is it with black people calling their kids stupid fucking names anyway?

    Lucky the mum isnt called Ann and the dad isnt called Al or he could've ended up being called Anal.
    I thought the same thing, Only the kid in that scenario would still get "ja" added to his name anyway making it "Ja'Anal" or maybe eve "La'Anal"

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    If it wasn't a c-section I hope the Dad had the mental fortitude to make sure that the docs but a whole load of extra stitches into his "womans" cunny. "make sure you tighten that shit up yo" <----that's how he would have said it right there.

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