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    Cops Suspended Over Illicit Sports Car Roll

    BRITISH SCUM AT IT AGAIN!

    Two police officers have been suspended after confiscating a super-fast sports car from its driver and then crashing it themselves.




    The two officers wrote-off the high-powered Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution




    The driver of the turbo-charged, four-wheel drive Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VIII was stopped in the early hours of the morning in Hale, Greater Manchester, because of his erratic driving.
    The 23-year-old was suspected of drink driving and the constables contacted traffic police who subsequently arrested him and took him away.
    The original officers were left to wait for a recovery truck to pick up the sports car.
    While waiting, they appear to have decided to take the 270bhp car - which can do 0-60mph in 4.8 seconds and is electronically limited to 156mph - for a spin.
    The quick spin turned into a disaster with the four-wheel drive hitting a wall and flipping on its side and then after ploughing into the gardens of two luxury homes.



    The officers were found inside, one with minor injuries one severely shaken and both severely stirred. No one else was hurt.
    The smash is now being investigated by officers from Greater Manchester Police's professional standards unit.
    A spokesman for the force said the officers, both from the Trafford division, have been suspended from driving duties "with immediate effect".
    Chief Superintendent Mark Roberts said: "I can assure the local community that this incident will be rigorously investigated.
    "Thankfully, no members of the public were injured. I would like to apologise to residents if this incident has caused any problems or inconvenience."
    The Mitsubishi's 23-year-old driver remains in custody for questioning.


    Cops Suspended In Greater Manchester After Rolling Confiscated Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VIII Sports Car | UK News | Sky News


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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    Chief Superintendent Mark Roberts said: "I can assure the local community that this incident will be rigorously investigated. "Thankfully, no members of the public were injured. I would like to apologise to residents if this incident has caused any problems or inconvenience."
    funniest story I've read for a long time!

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    My God Noodles I don't know where you get em all?

    Saying that not much of a dialogue but quite a bit of truth in there!

    And in your first post it should have read..."BRITISH POLICE SCUM AT IT AGAIN!"

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    What does one expect if you give Northern Monkeys any kind of authority?

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    Hypocritical bastards. Hope they do jail time.

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    Yep, Northern monkeys at it again.

    You know that the IQ limit for Northern police is 30% lower than down South, London way! Apparently, they couldn't get any folk up north to pass the 'standard' IQ test, so they had to drop it accordingly to fill the vacancies...

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    Northerners are too intelligent to apply to be Police.

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