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    Chinaman gets eel swimmimg up up his arse

    Man nearly killed as eel swims in bottom


    06:00 AEST Wed Aug 4 2010
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    By ninemsn staff


    Aug 05, 2010





    A Chinese fishmonger almost died after an eel swam into his bottom.
    Li Chang was sitting on the edge of a tank at a warehouse in Guangzhou in southern China when he fell back into a container of live eels, The Sun newspaper reports.
    The 43-year-old said he was horrified when he felt one swim up his trousers and into his anus.
    He said he was too embarrassed to tell anyone what had happened and continued working.
    But colleagues called emergency services after he collapsed.
    Doctors performed a five hour surgery to remove the creature and repair the severe internal injuries caused by it moving around.
    "The eel had badly injured the patient," a hospital spokesman was quoted as saying.
    "If he had not arrived when he did he would have died.
    "We expect he will make a full recovery though."
    Now That would hurt

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    I have my doubts about the gentlemans version of events.

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    Yeah, Richard Gere feel into a nest gerbils once.

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    No way an eel can swim up someones ass....

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    So will the englishman be okay ?

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    People often turn up at casualty with objects stuck in their ass, never heard of anyone sticking an eel up though. Hoover pipes, oranges, glass bottles yes, but an eel?

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    Maybe this is a national sport in China

    Man Dies After Getting A Eel Shoved Up His Rectum

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    There are enough Chinamen around, so need to worry.

    And seeing that one of their favourite 'sports' was to tie a pot with a live rat onto adulterers' stomachs they should be used to this kind of thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie
    So will the englishman be okay ?
    I agree with you BG, however others might say it could never happen to tightarsed Scots

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    Ask any ER nurse you know and you'll get stories galore of people who've "slipped and fallen onto" a variety of weird and wonderful objects.


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    None of ye have the Jap porno of similar events.

    Well the eels and anus are similar. The rest differs as they're shot out of said anus into the waiting mouth of Jap freak #2.

    Yummy live bum eels.

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    Could explain the dramatic drop worldwide in the eel population.

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    Fair enough, but don't do it at work!

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    Ask any ER nurse you know and you'll get stories galore of people who've "slipped and fallen onto" a variety of weird and wonderful objects.

    Mmmm, it's frothy man!

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